CP

Posted by Misconstruct on Nov. 21, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

Just now I came to a startling and profound realization:

I was surfing the world wide interwebz, and it got me thinking about the relationship between Rule 34 and CP.

And then it struck me! In order to prevent children from becoming the victims of CP, we need to attack the issue at its core: The existence of children.

We should take it upon ourselves to protect the children of this world by sending them to the next.

Who's with me?

Comments

Kenon 14 years ago

Holy shit thats the most profound thing I have ever heard.

Ferret 14 years ago

You mean killing them?

Misconstruct 14 years ago

Yes. It's the only solution.

MMOnologueguy 14 years ago

Sterilize everyone, then in 18 years the problem kind of solves itself.

Alert Games 14 years ago

What if we develop a growth system, that allows children to learn, feed, and interact, but not be seen by the outside world. That way noone could see children anymore until they reach 18. Or 16 maybe.

Rob 14 years ago

Quote: Alert Games

Or 16 maybe.

Pedophile! How dare you think sexual thoughts about that poor, innocent 16 or 17 year old! She's only a child, for Christ's sake!

Misconstruct 14 years ago

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Sterilize everyone, then in 18 years the problem kind of solves itself.
I thought of that, but that's 18 more years of CP. Absolutely unacceptable.

Quote:
What if we develop a growth system, that allows children to learn, feed, and interact, but not be seen by the outside world. That way noone could see children anymore until they reach 18. Or 16 maybe.
It would never work. Killing them is the only way.

Juju 14 years ago

This is how Children of Men started.

Eva unit-01 14 years ago

I say we put em all in a freezer and save them for when we need them. Frozen foods last longer and don't take up much space.

Unaligned 14 years ago

Create an underground facility that spreads world wide, kind of a 'subworld' where everyone under 18 must reside with one of those necklaces that explode if they try to leave, complete with surveillance equipment and auto turrets to avoid chaos.