CP

Posted by Misconstruct on Nov. 21, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

Just now I came to a startling and profound realization:

I was surfing the world wide interwebz, and it got me thinking about the relationship between Rule 34 and CP.

And then it struck me! In order to prevent children from becoming the victims of CP, we need to attack the issue at its core: The existence of children.

We should take it upon ourselves to protect the children of this world by sending them to the next.

Who's with me?

Comments

Misconstruct 14 years ago

Hmm, you might be on to something there Sinistrade.

One addition: Everyone over 18 must also be equipped with explosive necklaces, which explode upon trying to enter this underground facility.

Juju 14 years ago

This is how Logan's Run started.

Infinity_Plus 14 years ago

Reminds me of Swift's 'A Moderate Proposal': http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

Good use of satire, OP!

Misconstruct 14 years ago

What kind of sick fuck would even think of eating a child? Besides me, anyways.

…lol, I actually read that for English back in the day. Good stuff.

Quote:
We should just protect the children by throwing FCYW into a volcano. :>
There's one crucial flaw to that plan… *runs*

Eva unit-01 14 years ago

There's one crucial flaw to YOUR plan. You can run, but big brother is watching you…always.

Misconstruct 14 years ago

Big brother sounds like a perv.

Alert Games 14 years ago

How about we get rid of the internet? How much CP was there before the internet?

Or we could require a global agency to track child porn and hunt and kill anyone who provides it.

Misconstruct 14 years ago

How much porn was there before the internet? Exactly.

And trying to find and kill all the CP producers in the world would be like trying to find and kill all the drug addicts in the world. Finding and eradicating the children is a cakewalk in comparison.

Eva unit-01 14 years ago

I suggest making a smart bio-bomb that wipes out specifically CP producers and leaves everyone else unharmed.

This would work. As the bomb upon releasing its material, would also expel multiple nano bots that carry out active, on the fly polygraph tests. Eliminating anyone with the intent to make CP.

LoserHands 14 years ago

Or we could get psychics like Minority Report.