Jeez

Posted by Misconstruct on March 8, 2011, 2:17 p.m.

Ok so I found out that my Facebook stalker girlfriend is autistic.

I mean, it doesn't come as a complete shock… it was always pretty clear to me that something just wasn't right with her, but now I know fer sure she is autistic. So basically I have some uncomfortable options with how to deal with this.

I can end it and break her poor autistic heart, which'd make me feel like shit.

Or I can proceed with the relationship and have an autistic cumdumpster, which'd also make me feel like shit.

Of course I have to end it.

Comments

Castypher 13 years, 8 months ago

Especially considering the blog lockout feature never worked in the first place.

rufus 13 years, 8 months ago

Make her buy you a awesome pink button up shirt. then you can go out with her to places and when girls give you funny looks you can be like "yeah, my austic friend is in love with and she got it for me so i wear it to humor her." The girls will be all like awe! and rip their clothes off. Maybe. But you probally will get a fone number for not "being a shallow dick like all these other guys." I guess what im trying to say is ride it out so you could get A) a new pink shirt, B) sex with a retard, C) girls to think you are a better person than you really are. Oh and i think most autistic girls do anal.

Misconstruct 13 years, 8 months ago

That's terrible, rufus. I fucking lol'd, but terrible.

idk… autistic women need love too, amirite?

Eva unit-01 13 years, 8 months ago

I think I'd actually do it for the pink shirt tbh. I really don't feel like buying one myself.

Misconstruct 13 years, 8 months ago

I turned her down, case closed.

Quietus 13 years, 8 months ago

damn, how did she take it?

…ironic ending to a blog this long.

Misconstruct 13 years, 8 months ago

She's trying to argue and make me reconsider, but my decision is pretty firm.

Thank you 64digits for sharing several different viewpoints. In the end I felt ending the relationship was just the right thing to do.

Quietus 13 years, 8 months ago

firm like a.. oh i can't do it.

JID 13 years, 8 months ago

You did the right thing Misconstruct…

Eva unit-01 13 years, 8 months ago

Good, at least you got it done early.