Jeez

Posted by Misconstruct on March 8, 2011, 2:17 p.m.

Ok so I found out that my Facebook stalker girlfriend is autistic.

I mean, it doesn't come as a complete shock… it was always pretty clear to me that something just wasn't right with her, but now I know fer sure she is autistic. So basically I have some uncomfortable options with how to deal with this.

I can end it and break her poor autistic heart, which'd make me feel like shit.

Or I can proceed with the relationship and have an autistic cumdumpster, which'd also make me feel like shit.

Of course I have to end it.

Comments

Castypher 13 years, 9 months ago

Sorry I'm not good enough for you, you selfish bastard.

Misconstruct 13 years, 9 months ago

Why would I wanna make matters worse, Cyrus?

Ronnica 13 years, 9 months ago

I probably wouldn't take him back anyways <_<

Cesque 13 years, 9 months ago

It's okay, autism is all the rage these days. Or maybe that's just Asperger's.

And you should already feel like shit for starting a FB relationship ^_^

Castypher 13 years, 9 months ago

You're always an ass. You can't be an ass this time?

Hard advice to give to someone like you. If you're not going to put in the effort, best to get it over with sooner instead of dragging it out. Pity dating never made anyone happy.

thernz 13 years, 9 months ago

In elementary school, I was considered special until 3rd grade when I got boosted to honors. And in my middle school, my science teacher would force me to partner up with an autistic student in student projects.

i dont know what point im trying to make

Cesque 13 years, 9 months ago

Quote:
Pity dating never made anyone happy.

Misconstruct 13 years, 9 months ago

Quote: Ronnica
probably wouldn't
So "maybe would"? Ha.

Quote: Cesque
And you should already feel like shit for starting a FB relationship ^_^
Indeed. Oh, and GO AWAY.

Quote: Cyrus
Alright then, let me ask you this: if you were to ignore the fact that she's autistic, would you still hit it?
She's kinda cute so yeah.

Quote: Kilin
You're always an ass. You can't be an ass this time?
I do like to be an ass around here, but I don't expect to be taken seriously most of the time. Other than that I'm generally not that big of an ass, usually.

I don't know. This is tough. I'm gonna have to end it because I don't think I could put in the effort required, but I feel bad for her.

Cesque 13 years, 9 months ago

*points at Kilin's quote once more and goes away*

Castypher 13 years, 9 months ago

Quote:
We are horrible people. :(
Yeah, excuse me.

Honestly though, I think you'd do more damage playing along than just coming out and saying it. That's my advice.