Jeez

Posted by Misconstruct on March 8, 2011, 2:17 p.m.

Ok so I found out that my Facebook stalker girlfriend is autistic.

I mean, it doesn't come as a complete shock… it was always pretty clear to me that something just wasn't right with her, but now I know fer sure she is autistic. So basically I have some uncomfortable options with how to deal with this.

I can end it and break her poor autistic heart, which'd make me feel like shit.

Or I can proceed with the relationship and have an autistic cumdumpster, which'd also make me feel like shit.

Of course I have to end it.

Comments

adamskii97 13 years, 8 months ago

Do you know her in real life?

Alert Games 13 years, 8 months ago

Just say you found found another girl.

"I know this is pretty sudden, but I cannot be your boyfriend anymore. Im really sorry, its been great, really…." something around that i would think.

and if he questions you Bitchslap 'er ass.

Castypher 13 years, 8 months ago

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and if he questions you
Apparently you come off as gay, Misconstruct.

Eva unit-01 13 years, 8 months ago

Hit it and quit it.

Nah but if it were me, I wouldn't mind. Don't gotta go heart shattering someone just because of a little issue like that.

Now if she was drooling all over herself, you'd have to ask yourself one question.

Do you feel lucky? Well..do ya?…..PUNK.

Misconstruct 13 years, 8 months ago

I'm gonna have to think hard about this. On one hand, she's not the sharpest crayon in the box. But she's not completely retarded either. And really, everyone has their own quirks that others have to learn to accept. It's a tough call.

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Do you know her in real life?
She went to my high school but I didn't know her personally.

Ronnica 13 years, 8 months ago

I dated a guy in high school who was autistic. You couldn't tell though because he was big and buff. 'Cept his obsession with Hitler was sort of weird… Anyways we broke up after a month because that's all it took to get with him.

Hit it and quit it.

Do it good.

Quietus 13 years, 8 months ago

is she nice to you? i don't see how being autistic makes her any less of a person, someone's gonna have to put up with your freakish habits sooner or later, you may have to put up with some weird stuff yourself. but take it while you can get it, and i don't mean the sex.

The Avatrol 13 years, 8 months ago

WTF is wrong with being autistic? Also, is she like, shit her own pants because she can't handle everything autistic or like, really into robots and awesome with computers autistic?

Get my point?

Castypher 13 years, 8 months ago

I like the people who think you have to have sex if a relationship isn't working out.

The Avatrol 13 years, 8 months ago

Autism is just a term created to categorize a (large) group of people who's mind works differently. There is a huge spectrum to autism. This post really just makes you look like an asshole. ;)