Jeez

Posted by Misconstruct on March 8, 2011, 2:17 p.m.

Ok so I found out that my Facebook stalker girlfriend is autistic.

I mean, it doesn't come as a complete shock… it was always pretty clear to me that something just wasn't right with her, but now I know fer sure she is autistic. So basically I have some uncomfortable options with how to deal with this.

I can end it and break her poor autistic heart, which'd make me feel like shit.

Or I can proceed with the relationship and have an autistic cumdumpster, which'd also make me feel like shit.

Of course I have to end it.

Comments

Quietus 13 years, 9 months ago

yeah seriously, i know a lot of people who would be classified as at least having "Asperger's syndrome", including my father (and probably to a lesser degree myself)

The Avatrol 13 years, 9 months ago

Haha, same here Hel. I was in this English class with this fairly autistic kid who had trouble understanding much of anything, but was OBSESSED with airplanes and I think he even has a job engineering planes and shit now. He rather enjoyed talking to me about computers and technology and stuff. We read "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime" (if I recall the title correctly). Needless to say, he hated the book. XD

The teacher had us take this test thing that they use as a "guideline" in determining if you have aspergers or not. (just for fun) The teacher looked at me strange because I scored higher than the airplane kid! Hehe

Acid 13 years, 9 months ago

You're a dick either way.

JID 13 years, 9 months ago

I think the solution is quite simple. Kill her.

That way you won't feel like an ass for breaking her poor autistic heart, and you won't need to have an autistic cumdumpster.

It's a win, win, and best part is no one will get their feelings hurt. :D

Eva unit-01 13 years, 9 months ago

Won't the moment before he kills her be traumatic?

JID 13 years, 9 months ago

Not if he kills her before she has a chance to react. :D

Misconstruct 13 years, 9 months ago

Quote:
Autism is just a term created to categorize a (large) group of people who's mind works differently. There is a huge spectrum to autism. This post really just makes you look like an asshole. ;)

Well excuse me for not knowing where she falls in the spectrum.

Eva unit-01 13 years, 9 months ago

Wouldn't it be obvious? lol.

Misconstruct 13 years, 9 months ago

Not necessarily considering I only know her from Facebook chat and text messages. :|

Quietus 13 years, 9 months ago

well hang out with her you silly! rather than just sit around wondering meet her and see for yourself!

edit: wait, you better not be on a boat or something dammit <_<