Jeez

Posted by Misconstruct on March 8, 2011, 2:17 p.m.

Ok so I found out that my Facebook stalker girlfriend is autistic.

I mean, it doesn't come as a complete shock… it was always pretty clear to me that something just wasn't right with her, but now I know fer sure she is autistic. So basically I have some uncomfortable options with how to deal with this.

I can end it and break her poor autistic heart, which'd make me feel like shit.

Or I can proceed with the relationship and have an autistic cumdumpster, which'd also make me feel like shit.

Of course I have to end it.

Comments

Misconstruct 13 years, 8 months ago

Not on a boat yet. One and a half years into my Navy career, and still not on a damn boat.

I'm thinking I'm just gonna try it, see what happens. Though I won't be able to hang out with her in person until I finish training here in Virginia, which won't be until September at the earliest.

Quietus 13 years, 8 months ago

skype, skype, skype, skype, come on guys chant with me

also i'm surprised no one has changed the title to Jizz by now.

Eva unit-01 13 years, 8 months ago

So you've been training all this time and T-Pain got on a boat before you…damn man, that sucks.

What're you gonna be on a battleship or something? That'd be epic.

JID 13 years, 8 months ago

Dammit hel, you gave him the idea, now he changed it to jizz. >:(

Quietus 13 years, 8 months ago

*whistles*

Misconstruct 13 years, 8 months ago

Nope. Thanks to the antiquated radar system I'm learning, there's only 7 ships in the Navy that I can possibly go to. All of them are cruisers.

Not sure if she's tech-savvy enough to use Skype. Sometimes she doesn't seem to understand how Facebook works. lol

Quietus 13 years, 8 months ago

i don't really understand how facebook or skype work myself so i wouldn't fault her on that kind of stuff.

Eva unit-01 13 years, 8 months ago

Skype is mainly used to talk to Oprah.

And I don't really know what FaceBook is for.

F1ak3r 13 years, 8 months ago

Stage your own death. On Facebook.

Ronnica 13 years, 8 months ago

^ I'm all for that