Jeez

Posted by Misconstruct on March 8, 2011, 2:17 p.m.

Ok so I found out that my Facebook stalker girlfriend is autistic.

I mean, it doesn't come as a complete shock… it was always pretty clear to me that something just wasn't right with her, but now I know fer sure she is autistic. So basically I have some uncomfortable options with how to deal with this.

I can end it and break her poor autistic heart, which'd make me feel like shit.

Or I can proceed with the relationship and have an autistic cumdumpster, which'd also make me feel like shit.

Of course I have to end it.

Comments

Misconstruct 13 years, 10 months ago

Not on a boat yet. One and a half years into my Navy career, and still not on a damn boat.

I'm thinking I'm just gonna try it, see what happens. Though I won't be able to hang out with her in person until I finish training here in Virginia, which won't be until September at the earliest.

Quietus 13 years, 10 months ago

skype, skype, skype, skype, come on guys chant with me

also i'm surprised no one has changed the title to Jizz by now.

Eva unit-01 13 years, 10 months ago

So you've been training all this time and T-Pain got on a boat before you…damn man, that sucks.

What're you gonna be on a battleship or something? That'd be epic.

JID 13 years, 10 months ago

Dammit hel, you gave him the idea, now he changed it to jizz. >:(

Quietus 13 years, 10 months ago

*whistles*

Misconstruct 13 years, 10 months ago

Nope. Thanks to the antiquated radar system I'm learning, there's only 7 ships in the Navy that I can possibly go to. All of them are cruisers.

Not sure if she's tech-savvy enough to use Skype. Sometimes she doesn't seem to understand how Facebook works. lol

Quietus 13 years, 10 months ago

i don't really understand how facebook or skype work myself so i wouldn't fault her on that kind of stuff.

Eva unit-01 13 years, 10 months ago

Skype is mainly used to talk to Oprah.

And I don't really know what FaceBook is for.

F1ak3r 13 years, 10 months ago

Stage your own death. On Facebook.

Ronnica 13 years, 10 months ago

^ I'm all for that