5/2/2007, 8:02 pm:
After hours of intense auditioning and interviewing, I myself have chosen the mascot of my up-and-coming cooking simulator, Bon Appetit!Drum roll please….*rolling drums*Introducing the new and first mascot to appear in Bon Appetit!…*rolling drums continued* the winner is….*rolling drums continueded* Mr. Pierre Coustof!!!*applause*
"Bonjour, zee name is Pierre, nice to meet choo!" I have chosen my friend Pierre here for the distinguished position of head-mascot for a few reasons:1. He has a cool accent2. He has a curly moustache3. He's a chef…from France.4. And he's been drawn by someone with great artistic ability.PIERRE'S PROFILE:Height: 180 pxWeight: 5 kb, being the png that he isEthnicity: FranceResume`: He's Cooking Mama's husband, enough said.
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Bonjour Pierre, France is teh suxor!!!!!7!!!!
[accent]"You le suxor my wooten spune! FRANCE FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [/accent]
Je ne parles pas le francais. Je parle le anglais.
Also, fuck you Shork.XD LMFAO @Rob
J'mappel Jaxx. Jai ** ans. J'habite i ******* Jaim le 64D. J'neam pas le écolYa a bunch of grammer fuck ups so what?Jaxx's Comment Translated (Google Translator)
"XD LMFAO @ROB I mappel Jaxx. Jai ** years. I live I ******* Jaim the 64D. I neam not the écol"I like bump mapping :)
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