I got syrup on my shorts

Posted by NeutralReiddHotel on April 25, 2016, 4:52 p.m.

It's so easy to mess up clothing. All you have to do is not pay attention. All you have to do is relax, sit back, remember you just finished taking care of some important shit like getting out fresh of an exam, doing laundry, and cleaning the dishes. Then, once you remember you were actually productive and heading towards the light, all you have to do is relax and think, "yeah, I just took care of everything I need to take care of for now" and next thing you know the syrup from the plate of pancakes you had on your lap starts to leak into your shorts because your parents never taught you how to eat properly.

This summarizes my love experience I've had the past 6 years that makes me cringe to this day:

And the lesson of the day. Watch the whole 3 minute video or else you won't know the struggle.

"Honestly, the only thing that gives me comfort you guys, is while I'm sitting at home, staring at the ceiling, just WISHING that I had someone to talk to, is knowing that none of you idiots realize how lucky you are."

This feels like an extended Facebook post.

Comments

LoserHands 8 years, 8 months ago

set up netplay and take this pichu dick

Just kidding. I'm going to Low Tier City 4 in June for PM, maybe we can play there?

NeutralReiddHotel 8 years, 8 months ago

i'll see what i can do, but it's super short notice (for gathering up the money i mean) and a hella ride. from where i'm at it took me like 13 hours to get from here to Austin so it won't be a short drive over there either. i'll talk about it with the people in my city to see if anyone wants to go. i'm down but i need support, can't drive over there by myself

Jani_Nykanen 8 years, 8 months ago

Steven already said "okay", so I'll just say "uh, what?".

Jani_Nykanen 8 years, 8 months ago

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oh gee REAL ORIGINAL JANI. First you rip off Jared, then you rip of my "okay". What's next, a suggestive Riker avatar??
Well, I was going to start a StevenOBrien fan club, but now I'll just use that money to buy a chicken sandwich. And to make that sandwich possible, it means a chicken must die!

Great job Steven, you just killed a chicken.

Astryl 8 years, 8 months ago

Jani_Nykanen 8 years, 8 months ago

Cpsgames 8 years, 8 months ago

NeutralReiddHotel 8 years, 8 months ago

I am still not NeutralReiddHotel. what gives