CSWKSUX = Coursework sucks (quite easy to work out)
Like the average 16-year-old, I have a three hour piece of chemistry coursework I have no idea how to do. It's 12:40am. It's due in tomorrow. I'm an IDIOT.I'll do what I usually do - pretend what I'm talking about for four pages, stick some bullshit in here and there, and get a nice U. Doesn't affect my average score though - infact it adds to the nice run of Us I've been getting. Well… 'cept for that one D I scraped (one mark less and I'd've got an E).Also like the average 16-year-old, I'm blaming it on my teachers. I have two chemistry teachers. One's an overweight Geordie who doesn't teach but cracks jokes, accuses the class slapper of being an incestuous lesbian, and happens to be having a piss when the uber-Scottish headmaster comes for a quick inspection. He's a good guy. Can't teach for his life though.The other teacher I have is worse than him. She has a nose that you could ski on, absolutely NO chin, and a voice resembling a foghorn. She has no idea at all. She had to delay a certain part of today's (technically yesterday's, what with the time) lesson because she'd FORGOTTEN WHAT TO DO, AND HAD TO FIND THE GEORDIE GUY.Y'know what? Fuck school.
Agreeb indeeb.
I can relate.
You have a Federation Engineer at your school?
…And you don't even have a job to try juggle with yet. XD
THIS JUST IN: FSX's first job was as a JUGGLER
Oh, and don't forget to add college to that bit. High school + part/full time college + a job is GREAT fun.
Only 12:40? Psh you haven't seen anything yet. :P
Gotta love some of the comments you get here ^_^
As an update, I finished [bodging] the work at 3am and gave it to the Geordie today.