CSWKSUX = Coursework sucks (quite easy to work out)

Like the average 16-year-old, I have a three hour piece of chemistry coursework I have no idea how to do. It's 12:40am. It's due in tomorrow. I'm an IDIOT.

I'll do what I usually do - pretend what I'm talking about for four pages, stick some bullshit in here and there, and get a nice U. Doesn't affect my average score though - infact it adds to the nice run of Us I've been getting. Well… 'cept for that one D I scraped (one mark less and I'd've got an E).

Also like the average 16-year-old, I'm blaming it on my teachers. I have two chemistry teachers. One's an overweight Geordie who doesn't teach but cracks jokes, accuses the class slapper of being an incestuous lesbian, and happens to be having a piss when the uber-Scottish headmaster comes for a quick inspection. He's a good guy. Can't teach for his life though.

The other teacher I have is worse than him. She has a nose that you could ski on, absolutely NO chin, and a voice resembling a foghorn. She has no idea at all. She had to delay a certain part of today's (technically yesterday's, what with the time) lesson because she'd FORGOTTEN WHAT TO DO, AND HAD TO FIND THE GEORDIE GUY.

Y'know what? Fuck school.