I'm trying to humor RawrSpoon. He thinks that you guys only check my blog cause you're all 'sexually deprived.' So, how many of you:

1. Checked my blog 'cause it's Ronnica an' you just wanted to read about what witty things I've done lately? OR

2. Checked my blog 'cause you thought I'd put pics of my thongs up?

Anyways, yesterday was fun. Went to the arcade and played some mini golf. Nothing funny really happened though, which is a shame, cause, well, I like funny.

After school, while I was standing outside with my friends, one of them (named Patrick) called me stupid. See, Pat has had a crush on me since the day I walked into the electronics room. I won't go out with him cause for one, he's not my type. Second, he smells REALLY bad, and lets people treat him like a doormat.

When we were hanging out in our little circle, he came up behind me wanting to put his arms around me and my friend standing next to me. I didn't even see him, which made it kinda funny if you were watching. I stepped into the circle and walked over to the other side. Then I heard everybody laughing. I turned around to see Pat, one arm around my friend and the other still up in the air, as if I was standing under it. Everybody was like, "Ha! Patrick was denied!!" and he got all upset. Then he said, "Stupid Veronica. Denying me love…"

Okay, I know I'm not the smartest kid out there. I know I'm pretty much technologically handy-capped. I'm pretty much a noob at life an' such. But nobody, and I mean NOBODY calls me stupid the way he did. Like, he actually meant it.

So, then I said, "STUPID Veronica?!?!?!?! EXCUSE ME?!!!!!" Then everybody did the classic, "O00000ooooooo…." and they all backed away from Patrick. I was sooo mad. Whatsmore, about two weeks ago, I kinda sorta kneed Pat in the balls for another stupid remark. Everybody thought that I was gonna try to beat him up again, but I wasn't going to touch that filth.

On a lighter note, I got a new nickname XD Banana. Yeah. Banana.

When I walked into French class yesterday, my teacher (whom loves me cause I'm hispanic) randomly says, "Veronica, write your whole name on the board." I gave her a funny look. "My WHOLE name?!" I asked. She nodded.

So I found a marker and went up to the white board and began to write my WHOLE name:

Veronica-Lizeth Romana Alvarez Chavez Berrios Acosta Nerio Antion De la Nube.

The same guy who thinks that I have really pretty eyes (*blush*) was like, "WOAH! That's your name?!" and I nodded. So he takes my marker and says that the class has to come up with an acronym for my name. He starts to write: V L R A C B A N A D L N. Then the class starts to laugh. "It looks like it says 'banana'" some kid says. V L R A C B A N A D L N. So for the rest of the class, they called me Banana. Jerks =S

The only thing that really cheered me up was I played Shots with my friend Tony. He's like, 3 times my size. I would punch him, then he'd punch me back. My right shoulder is all bruised. Its funny.

HAVE A GREAT DAY YOU GUYS! I LOVE YOU ALL!!