... Not Your Average Blog

Posted by Ronnica on May 6, 2008, 9:32 a.m.

Saludos Amigos! Yesterday was Cinqo De Mayo (Fifth of May) and boy did I have an interesting day. My French AP exam was yesterday and it took 4 hours to complete! We (there were only 4 of us willing to take the exam) started at noon and I weren't let out until 4:05pm. I'm not allowed to discuss the questions and stuff but I can say that I think I did really well on it. Especially during the speaking part. It was really cool cause my school bought these digital voice recorders so that we could record ourselves answering some questions. At one point I think I caught myself speaking Spanish, but otherwise I did really really well.

Did you notice this was a rather normal blog ? Kinda scary, isn't it? A little while ago when I was getting ready for school, my older brother asked me, "Why do you wear so much makeup? You're not THAT ugly." Nice guy. So yeah, I'm gonna answer his silly little question with what I like to call my 'logicalism.' I mean, I wear makeup because I just like to. Plus I got really used to wearing eyeliner. My little brother's ex girlfriend didn't wear any makeup and all of my friends agreed that she would be a lot prettier if she did. I know a lot of girls who can pull off not wearing makeup, but most of the time it would be better if they would atleast give it a try. But only if worn properly. I can't stand those other chicks that wear way too much. And not just eye stuff. But all that skin stuff too. There's a girl in my French class that wears a lot of cover-up. She's pretty but the unfortunate thing is that she wears a colour that doesn't match her skin tone, so she looks kinda orangy with a white neck. If you haven't noticed, look at the girls in your school and see if you can notice the girls that have orange faces and white necks. It's pretty funny. How this answers my brother's question though, I will never know. Probably because it doesn't. I'm not good at answering questions. Oh look, a penny.

On the randomer side, my friend and I are gonna do something crazy on Friday. I'm sure most of you remember that I'm allergic to apples. Well, it just so happens that my friend really likes apples but she's allergic to lemons. I LOVE lemons. I know it's bad for your teeth and whatnot, but I just adore lemons. I love sour things. So yeah, she's allergic to lemons because the citrus acid is too much for her innards and she could possibly start regurgitating her own stomach lining. Sounds fun, no? So Friday, I'm bringing her lemons and she's bringing me apples and we're gonna just eat away. It'll be interesting for everyone else to watch. I'll see if I can get a video to put on youtube for you guys. We might also be swallowing vinegar and snorting Pixie Sticks XD Got any suggestions for something we should do? (Please don't suggest something like, "Try not doing something stupid." because that's no fun.)

HAVE A GREAT DAY! I LOVE YOU ALL SOO MUCH!!!!

Comments

Quietus 16 years, 5 months ago

Damn, I didn't realize it was Cinqo de Mayo.

I don't know what I would have done anyway. :[

TDOT 16 years, 5 months ago

I've snorted a pixie stick before….I'll let you find out what it's like =D

Lemons rock! But then…so do apples… O.o

F1ak3r 16 years, 5 months ago

Cinqo De Mayo? So that's where they got Cinqo Doom Mayo from…

Cinqo Doom Mayo is a flash animation about a tequila-swigging cactus and something else that are secretly the super-powered defenders of their cantina. I'm too lazy to link to it ATM, but you can probably find it on Newgrounds.

Ronnica 16 years, 5 months ago

@ Hyper : I had stuff planned but I couldn't do any of it cause of my exam ><

@ TDOT : Does it burn ?

@ F1ak3r : Link me up when you feel like it.

TDOT 16 years, 5 months ago

Depends on where the powder finds it way to…..

ESA 16 years, 5 months ago

Pop some pills and down 'em with alcohol.

Nah, just kidding. But here is a list of things to do:

-Light each other's hair on fire and see who's lasts the longest.

-Get deodorant in a can, spray it, and light a match.

-Mentos and coke (this one is old, but it's still fun to do).

-Bite into a piece of butter. And swallow it.

-Burn things.

I dont' suggest you do all of them.

F1ak3r 16 years, 5 months ago
Castypher 16 years, 5 months ago

Hand sanitizer burns. :D

You can scare a lot of little kids with fiery hands.

PY 16 years, 5 months ago

Sorry, a blog by ronnica, that isn't average?

Lemons are cool…

Biggs 16 years, 5 months ago

And RUBBER cement on the toilet SEATS. Whooh yeah. I have a thousand more of these.