... Your Bright Ideas Are My Injuries

Posted by Ronnica on May 10, 2008, 11:22 a.m.

Quote:

Hand sanitizer burns. :D

You can scare a lot of little kids with fiery hands.

Posted by Kilin

So my friend, Chelsa and I were gonna eat what we're allergic to, snort Pixie Sticks and try out some other crazy things. I brought her bag of cut up lemons so that she could do her dare, but she didn't bring me any apples (cause she's allergic to lemons/citric acid and I'm allergic to apples and stuff). So I told her, "It's okay. I wasn't to keen on eating apples anyways so you don't have to-" just then she takes a lemon slice out of the bag and eats it =O Wes (SquareWheel) and I were like, "?!?!?!?!?!??!" She was okay later on though except that she kept coughing and like, was in pain. It appeared that she has a stomach ulcer as well so that wasn't good… So that was her thing so I needed something to do. Now read the above quote ><

I got that comment so I tried it in my room. I was successful in doing it two times. My hand would burn for like, three seconds and then I'd just give it a wave and then it'd go out. It was really cool. So at school, I did it twice for Wes and Chelsa and it worked out really well too, but I promised Shawn (Gophri) that I'd show him. After school, Shawn and I were playing hacky sack with my 'twin' brother and another friend. Since Shawn had to go, I thought I'd show them my cool new trick. I over loaded my hand with hand sanitizer and then light it on fire. Three seconds and it started to burn, so I gave it a wave. Big problem: THE FLAME WOULDN'T GO OUT!! You could hear the fire on my hand burning the sanitizer. Like, when you have a burning marshmallow on a stick and you wave it around, yeah, that's the sound. I finally got it out and the guys were laughing at me -_-" On the walk home, my hand still felt like it was on fire. My twin knows first aid, so he took a look at my hand and was like, "Um, those are first degree burn marks kid." When we got to my house, I went to the bathroom to put my hand in cold water. It was really painful. Luckily, my mom had bought me a bottle of aloe vera since it's a lot sunnier out. I put it on my hand and it really helped.

Later on that evening after my twin went home, I was on msn and I found it really hard to type. I'd look at my hand and it was like, shaking as if I was cold or really nervous. I finally got up and told my mom what happened. It was kinda funny. "Mom? You know when you're young you tend to do really stupid things?"

"Yeah…" my mom didn't look up from her book.

"Well, my friends and I found a lighter today," I had to lie. I don't want her asking why I own two lighters. "One of them said that you can light your hand on fire with hand sanitizer…" she finally looked up from her book. "I gave it a try and it worked out okay, so I did it again and now David said I got first degree burns." It was funny because she was all like =O and then "-_- and then back to =O The only remedy my mom could give me was "Help yourself to a freezie and hold it with that hand." Mmm, blue freezie.

So yeah, as much as I think you're cool Kilin, I'm gonna have to stop listening to your crazy ideas. As a matter of fact, no one should give me a dangerous/crazy idea cause chances are that I'll probably end up doing it XD

HAVE A GREAT DAY!! I LOVE YOU GUYS SOO MUCH!!!

BTW, ask Gophri what he did on Thursday XD

Comments

Juju 16 years, 7 months ago

Where's India? That's right, Asia. Jesus guys… I know Geography's boring but there's no excuse…

Castypher 16 years, 7 months ago

Well, India's certainly not in Antarctica…

F1ak3r 16 years, 7 months ago

I don't have much to say here, so I'll just say "Hi".

*returns to the shadows*

thernz 16 years, 7 months ago

Quote:
Where's India? That's right, Asia. Jesus guys… I know Geography's boring but there's no excuse…
Hey, if she's Asian, there's still a chance she's not Indian. And the hell I'd find anyone outside Asia or the Middle East attractive. …Maybe Hispanics.

SquareWheel 16 years, 7 months ago

All I have to say is, gosh.

Castypher 16 years, 7 months ago

No need to get all defensive, steven. We all know you lost out to SquareWheel.

SquareWheel 16 years, 7 months ago

Everyone knows that?

Juju 16 years, 7 months ago

Sure do, Squeel.

abacus 16 years, 7 months ago

LOL

Ya she's a latina ninja chick. Not Asian. Also, while India may be politically in Asia, geographically and culturally it is not. Trust me, I probably have more Indians in my school than all of you put together (at least in percents)

Anyway I dont know why steve is so in love with Ronnica, at his age he should be able to go outside his house. Oh yeah, I was gonna get Ronni a fighting fan for her birthday (trust me they are really cool, and a ninja like Ronni needs good concealable weapons) but I don;t feel like taking entirely out of my own pocket. Anyone feel like pitching in? Her birthday is in November so no rush.

abacus 16 years, 7 months ago

Oh yeah and Ronni, you will become a ninja. I havent talked to you in forever, but please. I need someone who will be my ninja chick, and the first two things you must do to earn the title is 1) Take hand-to-hand combat training and 2) You must totally dedicate yourself to the cause. this isn't a joke. I have been trying to train myself in the art of stealth and have successfully managed to sneak past quite a few people just today (i was taking a hike in my forrest and came upon a group of peeps but managed to conceal myself in the woods without them taking the slightest of notice.

I just.. wish there was someone to support me and take this training with me. You seem to be the closest candidate other than my friend Takorn (he is a asian ninja but he is also a weak nerd =P) plus ninja chicks are HAWT