Pick the month you were born in:
1—- I fingered2—- I killed3—- I raped4—- I licked5—- I jacked off6—- I fucked7—- I cuddled with8—- I smoked9—- I slept with10– I sucked11– I stabbed12– I made out withPick the day you were born on01—- a bag of weed02—- my dog03—- a horse04—- a porn star05—- your mom06—- John Gotti07—- a lesbian08—- a prostitute09—- a toothbrush10—- a homo11—- a Jew12—- an overweight Asian man13—- Paris Hilton14—- a whore15—- a Spaniard16—- a pickle17—- the Trojan man18—- a bisexual19—- a bottle of vodka20 —- a crackhead21—- an orange22—- a bottle of honey23—- a Easter egg24—- my ex25—- a french guy26—- a drug dealer27—- a stripper28—- a homeless gal29—- a vagina30—- a dog31—- Randy MossPick the color of shirt you are wearing:White— because I have a gigantic penisBlack—- because I'm Rick James bitchPink—— because I love giving blow jobsRed——- because I have amazing boobsBlue—— because I'm sexyPolka Dots— because I hate my lifePurple—- because I'm gayGray—— because I love marijuanaOrange— because I have double D'sGreen—– because I'm beautifulOther—— because I'm a drug dealerTurquoise— because I have an extremely small dickBrown—– because I swallow cumShirtless— because I got abs I stabbed a homo because I swallow cum
…Only Half Of That Is True XD
I killed a prostitute because I'm Rick James bitch.
I raped a homeless gal because I'm sexy. ^_^
I cuddled with my dog because I'm Rick James bitch
Uhhhh, this blogs a bit hard core. Still funny though.
I smoked a french man because i'm rick james bitch
please dont bring myspace chain mail here >_>
they re like illegal immigrantsthey dont go away and they eventually kill you(KIDDING! o_O)(bout the immigrants, not the chainmails)It's not myspace, it's Nexopia.
I fucked a bottle of vodka because I'm sexy.
I guess an inanimate object is better than a man.I smoked a stripper because I have a gigantic penis
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