... Spam 101

Posted by Ronnica on July 6, 2008, 8:28 p.m.

Pick the month you were born in:

1—- I fingered

2—- I killed

3—- I raped

4—- I licked

5—- I jacked off

6—- I fucked

7—- I cuddled with

8—- I smoked

9—- I slept with

10– I sucked

11– I stabbed

12– I made out with

Pick the day you were born on

01—- a bag of weed

02—- my dog

03—- a horse

04—- a porn star

05—- your mom

06—- John Gotti

07—- a lesbian

08—- a prostitute

09—- a toothbrush

10—- a homo

11—- a Jew

12—- an overweight Asian man

13—- Paris Hilton

14—- a whore

15—- a Spaniard

16—- a pickle

17—- the Trojan man

18—- a bisexual

19—- a bottle of vodka

20 —- a crackhead

21—- an orange

22—- a bottle of honey

23—- a Easter egg

24—- my ex

25—- a french guy

26—- a drug dealer

27—- a stripper

28—- a homeless gal

29—- a vagina

30—- a dog

31—- Randy Moss

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White— because I have a gigantic penis

Black—- because I'm Rick James bitch

Pink—— because I love giving blow jobs

Red——- because I have amazing boobs

Blue—— because I'm sexy

Polka Dots— because I hate my life

Purple—- because I'm gay

Gray—— because I love marijuana

Orange— because I have double D's

Green—– because I'm beautiful

Other—— because I'm a drug dealer

Turquoise— because I have an extremely small dick

Brown—– because I swallow cum

Shirtless— because I got abs

I stabbed a homo because I swallow cum

…Only Half Of That Is True XD

Comments

Arcalyth 16 years, 5 months ago

Can I take your regular virginity too?

Oh, wait. You have a boyfriend. >_> <_<

Also, comment tagged! Irrelevant reason, but HAH!

Ronnica 16 years, 5 months ago

Tagged twice in one night?!?! I'm on a roll here!

SquareWheel 16 years, 5 months ago

Hi Arc.

Also, I killed a bisexual because I got abs.

Also, taco.

Arcalyth 16 years, 5 months ago

Hi SquareWheel. Go away, I'm on the internet. Doing internet things. Flexing my manlymodly muscles.

Kenon 16 years, 5 months ago

This is just a myspace bulletin in 64digits blog form! >_>

Ronnica 16 years, 5 months ago

No no, not myspace. Nexopia XD

sirxemic 16 years, 5 months ago

I sucked an overweight Asian man because I'm sexy.

O_O

F1ak3r 16 years, 5 months ago

I killed a whore because I'm sexy.

RC 16 years, 5 months ago

At the moment, I jacked off a bag of weed because I have amazing boobs XD

Ronnica 16 years, 5 months ago

Way to pass the time you guys lol