Pick the month you were born in:
1—- I fingered2—- I killed3—- I raped4—- I licked5—- I jacked off6—- I fucked7—- I cuddled with8—- I smoked9—- I slept with10– I sucked11– I stabbed12– I made out withPick the day you were born on01—- a bag of weed02—- my dog03—- a horse04—- a porn star05—- your mom06—- John Gotti07—- a lesbian08—- a prostitute09—- a toothbrush10—- a homo11—- a Jew12—- an overweight Asian man13—- Paris Hilton14—- a whore15—- a Spaniard16—- a pickle17—- the Trojan man18—- a bisexual19—- a bottle of vodka20 —- a crackhead21—- an orange22—- a bottle of honey23—- a Easter egg24—- my ex25—- a french guy26—- a drug dealer27—- a stripper28—- a homeless gal29—- a vagina30—- a dog31—- Randy MossPick the color of shirt you are wearing:White— because I have a gigantic penisBlack—- because I'm Rick James bitchPink—— because I love giving blow jobsRed——- because I have amazing boobsBlue—— because I'm sexyPolka Dots— because I hate my lifePurple—- because I'm gayGray—— because I love marijuanaOrange— because I have double D'sGreen—– because I'm beautifulOther—— because I'm a drug dealerTurquoise— because I have an extremely small dickBrown—– because I swallow cumShirtless— because I got abs I stabbed a homo because I swallow cum
…Only Half Of That Is True XD
Can I take your regular virginity too?
Oh, wait. You have a boyfriend. >_> <_<Also, comment tagged! Irrelevant reason, but HAH!Tagged twice in one night?!?! I'm on a roll here!
Hi Arc.
Also, I killed a bisexual because I got abs.Also, taco.Hi SquareWheel. Go away, I'm on the internet. Doing internet things. Flexing my
manlymodly muscles.This is just a myspace bulletin in 64digits blog form! >_>
No no, not myspace. Nexopia XD
I sucked an overweight Asian man because I'm sexy.
O_OI killed a whore because I'm sexy.
At the moment, I jacked off a bag of weed because I have amazing boobs XD
Way to pass the time you guys lol