Pick the month you were born in:
1—- I fingered2—- I killed3—- I raped4—- I licked5—- I jacked off6—- I fucked7—- I cuddled with8—- I smoked9—- I slept with10– I sucked11– I stabbed12– I made out withPick the day you were born on01—- a bag of weed02—- my dog03—- a horse04—- a porn star05—- your mom06—- John Gotti07—- a lesbian08—- a prostitute09—- a toothbrush10—- a homo11—- a Jew12—- an overweight Asian man13—- Paris Hilton14—- a whore15—- a Spaniard16—- a pickle17—- the Trojan man18—- a bisexual19—- a bottle of vodka20 —- a crackhead21—- an orange22—- a bottle of honey23—- a Easter egg24—- my ex25—- a french guy26—- a drug dealer27—- a stripper28—- a homeless gal29—- a vagina30—- a dog31—- Randy MossPick the color of shirt you are wearing:White— because I have a gigantic penisBlack—- because I'm Rick James bitchPink—— because I love giving blow jobsRed——- because I have amazing boobsBlue—— because I'm sexyPolka Dots— because I hate my lifePurple—- because I'm gayGray—— because I love marijuanaOrange— because I have double D'sGreen—– because I'm beautifulOther—— because I'm a drug dealerTurquoise— because I have an extremely small dickBrown—– because I swallow cumShirtless— because I got abs I stabbed a homo because I swallow cum
…Only Half Of That Is True XD
O_O
I jacked off a bag of weed because I'm Rick James bitchI jacked off a whore because I am sexy
I fucked a Spaniard because I'm Rick James bitch
I licked a bottle of vodka because I got abs…
I licked an Easter egg because I have a gigantic penis.
LOL MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!!!! XD@ ReChu : XD
@ Steven : =P@ Carrot : …interesting lol@ Cps : That's awesome XD@ M-berg : That's so 'gangsta' @ Rox : Hope you're not joking about the white shirt lol a lot of guys tend to do that XDI licked a bisexual because I'm beautiful.
Also, I don't think this counts as "content." tagged.I made out with a bisexual because I have a gigantic penis.
I fingered a bisexual because I'm Rick James, bitch. >B)
Also, WHICH half is true?