I gotta take the bus to work because my mom is too lazy to drive me. I've been taking the bus to school and stuff since I was in the fourth grade so the bus doesn't bother me one bit. I've gotten really used to it.
Anyways, the day before yesterday I took the bus to get to work. Everything was going according to plan. Made it nice and early for the bus, got off at the right stop and still had 30 minutes to spare before my shift actually started. So as I'm walking to Superstore (aka Stupidstore) I notice these two guys walking in the opposite direction (so they were walking towards me). One guy was white and the other was African American. The white guy just did one of those gangster head nods when he walked by. Then his pal, who looked like a decent guy, walks by me and says, "Can I get some booty meat?" He totally mumbled it so I didn't hear him, so I was like, "What?" The guy stops and stares at me and goes, "Don't you know what booty meat is?" Finally having understood him, I made a disgusted face (well I was wearing my sunglasses so as disgusted as he could see) I said, "Ew!" and started to walk faster. Behind me I could hear the first guy laughing at him. Then he shouted the most random thing, "Do you work at Superstore?!" Since I didn't want him to come and find me at my work place, I turned around and yelled, "…No!" Then he yelled, "Where do you work?!" I thought quickly and shouted back, "The mall!" (it works cause the mall is across the street from Stupidstore. He then goes, "Is Superstore hiring?!" I just shrugged then turned and walked away.So then I pulled out my cellphone and texted 3 of my friends with the story. They all got back to me with 'lols' and 'Ew u so gave him booty meat didnt u?' When got working, I told my coworkers about the whole thing and they laughed at me "-_- They also told me that both of those guys were were in the store earlier asking every employee they could find if the store was hiring.No offense buddy, but there's a big sign when you come inside and there's a table where a store manager sits and waits and can interview you if you're interested in a job.As for YOU guys (yeah I lectured my brothers this too), if you ever ask a girl for some 'booty meat' don't be surprised if she either gives you a dirty or disgusted look, or slaps you. Cause seriously, that's just weird. *mumbles* Askin' me if he can get some booty meat… out on the street too… nasty. HAVE A GREAT DAY! I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH!
and now i HAVE read the blog.
icky story :Dmy gf gives me plenty of booty meat.yes, me and her go out at nite and harvest the booties of random people and have an ass fiest.lol… assfiest.*slaps stevenup**Slaps Stevenup*
lmao assfiest.
Why would he be African Canadian rather that African American? Canada is still part of America. The USA can't keep the the term all to themselves.
EDIT: If an African American is a black person who lives in America, then can I, a white person who lives in Africa, be an American African? Yes, this is just an excuse to use the fancy new edit button.USA is America, then there's Central America (where my parents are from) and then South America. I believe us Canadians are North America. I know that's not geographically correct but I like saying we're north America because we're further north than, well, America.
And I said Jamaican Canadian because of the whole… DON'T YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME?!EDIT: HOLY SHIT THERE'S AN EDIT BUTTON?! Also, 45th comment gets to slap Steven a good 288 times.Geez, that's some interesting Geography right there.
He wanted some booty meat? Sounds like a cannibal to me, they like the fat parts…
Hey!
Despite the loss of his life at the hand s of rabid fanboys, Andy's comment deserves an Oh, Snap.
Oh, snap indeed.