...Understanding Ronnica

Posted by Ronnica on Oct. 4, 2010, 2:25 a.m.

I'm going to attempt to answer a few frequently asked questions that I've heard guys wonder about and just throw in some other interesting facts that I think most other females would agree with as well as bonus information regarding myself.

FAQs:

Why do girls take long showers?

Someone once told me that girls bodies are naturally warmer since they're supposed to have children an whatnot. This causes us to casually sweat throughout the day (which is why we carry body spray or perfumes in our purses when we go out). On to the showers: to avoid our skin carrying too much BO, we have numerous soaps and body wash (usually with fruity scents) that we use. It takes a while to scrub two or more soaps. Not to mention shaving legs and shampooing and conditioning hair. Therefore, long showers.

Why do girls take so long doing their hair/make up?

'Cause you wanna be seen with a messy tramp, right?

But seriously, usually for hair, straightening it is just easier to manage throughout the day. Anything else is for fashion/style purposes.

Make up is also mostly for fashion/style purposes (to match outfits and whatnot) but sometimes a girl has got blemishes she can cover up with an ounce or five of concealer and foundation.

You're cold, and you're eating ice cream?

I think that has to do with us always being naturally warmer, being cold is a bit of a thrill. We enjoy being cold, wrapped in a big thick blanket, eating a frozen treat.

Why the big purse?

Obviously for our numerous things that must go where we go. Cell phones, wallets, make up (for touch ups) and make up brushes, perfumes, tampons, hand cream, hand sanitizer, cameras, pens, day planners/note books, books, keys and keychains, umbrellas, condoms, tissues, hair spray (I don't, but others do), change of clothes and if you need us to carry something, chances are we don't have room.

Also, most girls will become upset if you go through their purse without permission, so don't do it.

She says she's fine, but she's obviously not fine. What's wrong?

I don't care what anyone says, EVERY girl loves attention. Either a little or a lot, but we all want it. When we say we're fine, but obviously not, it's because we want you to put more effort into asking. Bring us flowers, or write a sweet note saying something cheesy about "I don't know what's going on, but I'll always be there for you" or something. We can't say no when a guy is sucking up to us.

Why don't you believe me when I say you're pretty?

There's a quote that says something like, "No matter how good you are, there is always someone better." Even if you think she's the most beautiful girl in the universe, her mind wanders to the girls who are a dress size smaller, or a bust size bigger. In her mind, that would be the girl you want.

Getting To Know Ronnica Hmmm, where to start, where to start…

Why do you use ellipsis?

As I've said before, I type the way I talk. The ellipsises in my writting is sort of my way of showing that I'm thinking. I've often been told from people that it reads all over my face when I'm in deep thought, so when you read my work, you can imagine me talking to you, and when an ellipsis shows up, you can imagine my eyes wander off to the side while I search my brain for the right words.

What's with the nicknames?

I dunno. I just love giving people affectionate names. Mostly by adding "kins" or I can call you something that sounds like your name.

Ex. Juju = Jujukins, Jujus, Jewjuice, Jujies, Jusicles.

Are you flirting with me?

Probably not. I do, however, flirt with people I know I annoy. I talk about marrying Ludamad because I know I bug him quite a bit. I only do it because I admire his skills and talent in coding. Same goes with Extravisual. He hates me XD

I think I'm done for my first segment of "Understanding Ronnica" but if you have questions to ask about myself, or girls in general, send me a PM and I'll answer it next week. My friends always ask me things for my opinion and the truth, so I figure I'll make it my thing. I'm an advice bloggist =P

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!

Are you seriously posting that?

Comments

sk8m8trix 14 years ago

Girls don't carry condoms in their purses! If they did we wouldn't have to carry condoms with us, you lie!

Ronnica 14 years ago

Pfft, girls carry condoms in their purses! Ususally the flavored kind because we expect to give BJs.

Ferret 14 years ago

Very informative. I learned a lot about something I will never truly understand.

sirxemic 14 years ago

Oddly enough I knew assumed all of that.

Eva unit-01 14 years ago

So these are the gears turning in a womans head…I will use this info to take over the world!

Juju 14 years ago

Alternatively, it's become socially acceptable (or expected) for girls to indulge themselves with long showers and extended grooming times.

Also, Jujukins =3

Cesque 14 years ago

Ronnica, I don't want to ruin it for you, but you're hardly corresponding to what every other girl is like. The issues you listed may be more or less universal though :P

MMOnologueguy 14 years ago

Quote: what are you talking about
Cause you wanna be seen with a messy tramp, right?
Yes, but they tend to be a little expensive.

Grand-High Gamer 14 years ago

Now that I've noticed I can't unsee the resemblance between that photo and this: http://baklaako.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/urinal-art-small.jpg

I feel so self-concious now D:

Zarniwooop 14 years ago

I'm just curious why you post a girl FAQ on 64D /Zarniwooopkins