I was at the gym today working with a personal trainer for the first time. Things were good. I put in a lot of effort and was doing the first exercises just fine. I was getting tired real fast because it's been A LOOOONG TIME since I've done any REAL activity. Anyways thirty minutes into it, I started getting a burning feeling in my stomach area.
"I'm feeling nauseous…""Really what did you have for breakfast today?"I thought for a while before realizing that I actually hadn't eaten today."I didn't eat.""Oh that's not good. You gotta eat a good breakfast everyday…"I started to take steps backwards to the garbage can in the corner of the room as he kept lecturing about healthy eating. I didn't want to be rude but the more he talked, the more nauseous I became. He was following me the whole time."Do you want me to get you something to eat?"I held my hand up and pointed as to say "Gimme a sec," turned my head to the can and vomited a lovely dark pink stream into the garbage. That shut him up. I felt dizzy and couldn't talk for a while."…Yeah, I'm gonna get you something to eat."He came back three minutes later with a Snickers bar for me but I couldn't eat it. So since I moved, I've done nothing great with my time. I spend my days cleaning up my apartment and playing games. I've lived away from home for a total of seven and a half months and in that short time, I've gained a significant amount of weight, and it's quite embarrassing. To fix this, I've gotten a membership at the Alaska Club. It's a 50 minute walk from my building and I go often. My goals are to lose weight (obviously) and actually gain some muscle tone. I wanna get back to my "when I first signed up at 64digits" weight of 135lbs. I know, what a fatty huh? It's better than what I'm at now.I threw up at approx. 10:30am Alaska time. It is now 4:18pm and I've yet to feel hungry so I haven't eaten. I'll get to it eventually. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!
I started exercising once, it was be to impress a girl that did not like me back, in vain…
Why is that in 4 hours you get 35 comments on your blog, and I get 5 comments in 24 hours?
I demand attention.Note: I've been drinking.Edit: Also, pink text? I don't want no stinking pink text text!Absolute sugar, total sweetness, brah. Nobody can decline that, plus sugar's addictive. That answers your question.
Somebody feels burning in their stomach. Clearly, the problem is they didn't eat their breakfast. Then they vomit. So clearly, you should buy them a fucking Snickers.
Change your personal trainer, seriously.I like your personal trainer. He makes your life an adventure. It's so interesting, that it makes your internet postings more entertaining than that of a person with a giant duck for an avatar.
@ Fsx : Despite him being really unprepared to handle someone getting sick (he said I was the fifth client to have done that in his short history of being a PT), and getting me a stupid Snickers bar after, I too like him and will keep him. More adventures!!