I've created an internet petition and would like you to sign it. What's it for? I'll tell you after you sign it:

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http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/ffxii-vita/signatures

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Okay, so now that's done, I can tell you. It's a petition to get Final Fantasy XII ported to the Vita like Squeenix is already planning to do with Final Fantasy X.

Don't like Final Fantasy XII or Final Fantasy in general? Or perhaps you don't have a Vita and never plan on getting one? Or maybe you think online petitions are stupid? In any case, just sign the petition, will ya? For my sake? Help me (falsely) believe that this has a shot at working! :D

Oh, and one last thing… please sign the petition. :3

And oh! One more last thing… in the unlikely event that you really have a burning desire to see FFXII on the Vita AND are as foolishly optimistic about my petition as I am, then would you please help spread the word? If you visit any Final Fantasy forums or any forums where there's a good amount of FF fans, it would be awesome if you could enlighten them to the existence of my petition. I would do it myself, but going around signing up for forums just to advertise my petition is a bit… sleazy.