GORBA!!!!!!

Posted by Shork on July 17, 2008, 10:21 p.m.

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My name is Gassius Maximus

Posted by Shork on June 8, 2008, 1:48 a.m.

And I am the emperor of all farts.

School was finally over, then I spent a month with no school but a full time job, then my com104 class started up for the summer. It sucks. Gotta write a speech 5-7 minutes long. Everyone else in the class was bitching …

YOYOGAMES!

Posted by Shork on April 2, 2008, 1:35 p.m.

SHIT!

Longer Blog. Surgery OK.

Posted by Shork on Feb. 16, 2008, 11:03 p.m.

My gallbladder surgery was yesterday. I got home last night, and spent all day on the couch. I just not got the energy to turn on my computer. I'll be back on the couch in a bit.

I feel like I got hit by a truck full of knives.

And …

Gallbladder. Dead.

Posted by Shork on Feb. 8, 2008, 8:35 p.m.

My gallbladder is dead. After several hours of rolling in pain on the floor, vomiting, vomiting, more vomiting, and finally vomitting bile (you can tell because it tastes extremely bitter and is the color of yellow highlighter) I went to the emergency room for the third time in 6 months. …

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!

Posted by Shork on Jan. 5, 2008, 2:04 a.m.

My girlfriend and I rented season 2 volume 1 of the Venture Brothers and watched it. It was awesome.

My dryer stopped drying right, it is not awesome.

Remember my Isometric Map example from a few months back? I've had some time off from school and I've been reworking it …

Ich habe eine fraulien-fruenden.

Posted by Shork on Dec. 2, 2007, 3:10 a.m.

My girlfriend and went to the symphony tonight.

Then we made out for three hours. And it was awesome.

Short blog….

I also screwed up a p-chem test.The first question was to write the wave equations for the 4F orbital of a hydrogen, pretty easy. Then I had to derive …

Itty Bitty Baby

Posted by Shork on Nov. 19, 2007, 5:09 p.m.

Itty Bitty Boat

Howdy Ho, Fier und Sechzig digitz!

Posted by Shork on Oct. 29, 2007, 12:20 a.m.

It's been a while since I've blogged. Been busy with school. Physical Chemistry has been my hardest class and I'm getting an A… so far. The lab reports are insane, and we never to get our grades on them, only the final grade when we're done. Calc III is extremely …

Great /B/irthday Raid!

Posted by Shork on Oct. 8, 2007, 12:33 a.m.

I have this friend from high school and college who needs to chill. He's pre-med, and because he's white, he's convinced that he'll never get into med school becuase minorities will get all the spots due to affirmative action.

He studies all the time, asking classmates to "quiz him" over …