Dihydrogen Monoxide

Posted by Siert on Dec. 2, 2006, 5:35 p.m.

*Notice: All following material is true*

The dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide

• Corrodes metal

• Found in all cancer

• Major part of acid rain

• It can cause severe burns

• Its natural state is fatal if inhaled

• Contributes to global warming

• Causes land erosion

Dihydrogen Monoxide kills more than 10,000 people each year.

In 2004 Dihydrogen Monoxide killed over 235,000 people.

High levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide have been verified in ice samples taken from both the Arctic and Antarctic ice caps.

Extremely high levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide have been found in tsunamis and hurricanes.

Even though Dihydrogen Monoxide is so dangerous, it is still used in many products

• Industrial solvent and coolant

• Nuclear power plants

• Fire retardant

• Forms of animal research

• Additive in certain soft drinks

Companies dump waste Dihydrogen Monoxide into rivers and oceans, we can do nothing about this because it is still legal. This impacts the wildlife extremely. Every country’s rivers and lakes are contaminated; there have even been high levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide in the middle on the Atlantic Ocean. Dihydrogen Monoxide is having a huge impact on the environment.

Should Dihydrogen Monoxide be banned? (University of Notre Dame)

Yes: 84%

No: 14%

Undecided: 2%

Should Dihydrogen Monoxide be banned? (64Digits)

Yes: 6 100%

No: 0 0%

Undecided: 0 0%

*This poll will be updated as more people vote*

Most people think that Dihydrogen Monoxide should be banned. But the American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical.

Comments

Misconstruct 17 years, 11 months ago

I vote yes.

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 11 months ago

I vote yes. There was a dihydrogen monoxide leak at our community swimming pool. Three people died because the transfer of oxygen to the brain was disrupted.

SleepinJohnnyFish 17 years, 11 months ago

lol @ Yaywalter

Extravisual 17 years, 11 months ago

Lol, too much dihydrogen monoxide tends to cause suffocation, it should be banned. Now shut up while I drink my water.

Misconstruct 17 years, 11 months ago

@ Poly Man

Wow, that's terrible.

@ SJF

What? lol

chiggerfruit 17 years, 11 months ago

Yes! So many people are addicted to it! They say that it's like a steroid and helps build muscle mass. I also hear it's getting into our plumbing system and is a main component of hard tap. And did you here what it did while Katrina happened? Sure wind and the lightning and all that junk was bad, but so many more people died from major exposure to DHMO.

SleepinJohnnyFish 17 years, 11 months ago

Yaywalted, I hope you fall in a big tank of Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Misconstruct 17 years, 11 months ago

lmao! Oh trust me, I might.

Kenon 17 years, 11 months ago

No you idiot. Let them die. People who experiment with that caustic formula will perish!

chiggerfruit 17 years, 11 months ago

Shit… someone call 911. I just found traces of DHMO in my piss!!