Dihydrogen Monoxide

Posted by Siert on Dec. 2, 2006, 5:35 p.m.

*Notice: All following material is true*

The dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide

• Corrodes metal

• Found in all cancer

• Major part of acid rain

• It can cause severe burns

• Its natural state is fatal if inhaled

• Contributes to global warming

• Causes land erosion

Dihydrogen Monoxide kills more than 10,000 people each year.

In 2004 Dihydrogen Monoxide killed over 235,000 people.

High levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide have been verified in ice samples taken from both the Arctic and Antarctic ice caps.

Extremely high levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide have been found in tsunamis and hurricanes.

Even though Dihydrogen Monoxide is so dangerous, it is still used in many products

• Industrial solvent and coolant

• Nuclear power plants

• Fire retardant

• Forms of animal research

• Additive in certain soft drinks

Companies dump waste Dihydrogen Monoxide into rivers and oceans, we can do nothing about this because it is still legal. This impacts the wildlife extremely. Every country’s rivers and lakes are contaminated; there have even been high levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide in the middle on the Atlantic Ocean. Dihydrogen Monoxide is having a huge impact on the environment.

Should Dihydrogen Monoxide be banned? (University of Notre Dame)

Yes: 84%

No: 14%

Undecided: 2%

Should Dihydrogen Monoxide be banned? (64Digits)

Yes: 6 100%

No: 0 0%

Undecided: 0 0%

*This poll will be updated as more people vote*

Most people think that Dihydrogen Monoxide should be banned. But the American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical.

Comments

SleepinJohnnyFish 18 years ago

The worst part of Dihydrogen Monoxide is that in massively polluted countries, it is used to sterilize material, leading to further contamination. They've found people with such large amounts of it in their bodies, it was a wonder they were still walking.

chiggerfruit 18 years ago

Kenon, it's because of people like you that i'll die.

Kenon 18 years ago

OH NOES! GET CHIGGER TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!

chiggerfruit 18 years ago

Wow, so many people are addicted to it. It's acts like cocaine in that it seems like the body is dependent on it! A man of 43 was denied DHMO while out hiking in Arizona. The lack of it actually created adverse affects and the man died 3 days later!

AthamX 18 years ago

Too late. He's dead

Tasm 18 years ago

I hear that companies like Evian sell dihydrogen monoxide in bottles to the public.

KaBob799 18 years ago

i vote yes

Polystyrene Man 18 years ago

Quote:
I hear that companies like Evian sell dihydrogen monoxide in bottles to the public.
Only on the black market.

WaleedAmer 18 years ago

If we ban dihydrogen monoxide, we will all die…

no seriously.

chiggerfruit 18 years ago

No poly, even nestle sells bottled DHMO too!