Death and gloom and black despair

People dying everywhere.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue,

Your children plot to murder you.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Now that you're the age you are

Your demise cannot be far.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

It's your birthday never fear

You'll be dead this time next year.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Fear and gloom and darkness but

No one found out YOU KNOW WHAT.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

We love children, yes we do

Boiled or baked or in a stew.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

So another year has passed

Don't look now they're gaining fast.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

I pray you pass your verse along

And thus improve our merry song.

BUT!….

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

Happy Birthday! *THUD*

I thought you might like that since you seem to have forgotten. :P