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Posted by Taizen Chisou on Feb. 10, 2012, 9:42 p.m.

You see, I don't like promoting my channel anymore because the last time I did a group of Canadians went through and added stanky comments and dislikes on everything.

But whatever.

I was bored.

Comments

JuurianChi 12 years, 10 months ago

And run far away.

JID 12 years, 10 months ago

also hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands.

JuurianChi 12 years, 10 months ago

And your whores.

(Y'know, if you're into that kind of thing…)

Taizen Chisou 12 years, 10 months ago

I don't have anywhere to hide my whores.

Or my husbands.

Rob 12 years, 10 months ago

You can hide your imouto in my basement dorm if you don't have space for her though. :3

Castypher 12 years, 10 months ago

I don't know what you fools are talking about, making such a big deal about the difficulty of TD. I can still compare normal TD to SA, and this is in no way easier than PCB.

A little easier than the games right before it? Sure. But PCB and IN were far easier, in my opinion. And I'm not even talking about the continue system.

Taizen Chisou 12 years, 10 months ago

Kilin… you haven't played TD ten million times like one might have PCB by now.

The only remotely challenging aspect of it is the limitation to 8 lives.

Stage 1 Bosses:

Yamame > Nazrin > Minoriko > Rumia > Letty > Yuyuko > Wriggle

Stage 2 Bosses:

Kogasa > Parsee > Cirno > Kyouko > Hina > Mystia > Chen

Stage 3 Bosses:

Ichirin > > Yuugi > > Nitori > Yoshika > Hong > Keine > Alice

Stage 4 Bosses:

Minamitsu Motherfuckin' Murasa > Prismriver Sisters > Patchy > Marisa > Aya > Reimu > > Seiga

Satori is across the spectrum.

Stage 5 Bosses:

Shou > > Orin > Sakuya > Youmu > Sanae > Reisen > Futo

Final Bosses:

Utsuho > Byakuren > Remilia > Eirin > Yuyuko > Kaguya > Kanako > Miko

Extra Bosses:

Flandre > Koishi > Nue > Yukari > Mokou > Ran > Mamizou > Suwako

Suwako's harder for her danmaku, but Mamizou's harder for - suprise! - lack of resources.

Castypher 12 years, 10 months ago

Hey man, what difficulty are we talking here? Because I may be out of practice, but I was also out of practice when I one-shot Yukari. And I died seven times on stage five, normal mode, not even the boss. The only games I can say that for are EoSD and SA.

If these are comparisons on normal mode, I can understand, but any higher and I think that list needs some rearranging.

Yamame is hardest? The fuck?

Parsee WAS NOT hard. >=[

And why is Chiruno even up there?

Yuugi always gave me more trouble than Ichirin, and I found Alice (on higher difficulties) to be an absolute demon.

Normalmode Murasa isn't all that hard, I'd say Prismriver Sisters and Pathouli have her there.

In my opinion, Sakuya is easy when you understand her mechanics. I'd say even Reisen gave me more trouble (though EoSD was my first game).

Utsuho is a very straightforward boss, and the only thing that I think made her hard was the lousy continue system. That's where half of the difficulty in SA, MoF, and UFO came from. Byakuren was easyshit for me, and I think Kanako kicked my ass more often.

Flandre's top? There are parts of me that disagree, but I guess it makes sense. Suwako's cards look easy as shit, but I haven't really fought her.

Keep going man, I haven't been this talkative of Touhou for a while now. Still, I agree TD is easier than most games, but not by much. I don't see what all the complaining is. Collecting lives is harder than SA, where you had five fragments and got one for spellcards AND attacks that you passed, where in TD, you gain them fairly randomly and only in spellcards you pass. UFO on the other hand, too many lives.

I just don't see why everyone declares it as a disappointment when, in my opinion, it fits well with PCB and IN. I personally got sick of SA's difficulty, though I'm pleased to see the return of the old continue system.

Jesus, this post was longer than anticipated.

Rez 12 years, 10 months ago

Yoko-Toshi Super Mega Joob Joob Sea Urchin is the hardest imo.

JuurianChi 12 years, 10 months ago

But Minkpink Yoko Maxi has a more satisfying ending.