Taizen Chisou is Totally Gay

Posted by Taizen Chisou on March 2, 2012, 4:42 p.m.

Well, shit. I was hoping I'd save all the self-discovery for oh I dunno never- but that didn't work out.

Writing a book about gays? Check.

Had a cathartic conversation with a gay friend? Check.

Breaking up with a 2.5 year girlfriend?

Check.

And now it'll be an enormous point of contention between me, my friends, family, and everyone. No, really. I was able to hide for the better part of seven years that I was this way and now my entire social life was founded on it. Now I get to go and pick through and cross off all of the friends I had that would turn out to be entirely closed-minded and homophobic and all that.

Umbra, she still ain't into you.

And then there's the point of living out the remaining 1.2 years of high school.

Whoops, I came out just early enough for everyone to hate me next year!

I'm hoping that "where is the difference from before- we were friends then and it didn't matter, so why does it now?" will suffice as a valid enough argument for these people.

But I don't feel as though it will be.

Comments

Acid 12 years, 11 months ago

Taizen, literally NOTHING has changed in this community right now. :P

OMG UR GAY I CANT BE ON HERE ANY MOR PLEAS BAN TAIZEN HE GAY

lol

Rez 12 years, 11 months ago

I think he means IRL

Taizen Chisou 12 years, 11 months ago

Text messages from friends and Facebook postings and delightful words such as

Quote:
Seriously, bro? Who poisoned your mind with that?

from my best friend (haha) and having to go to a Scouting event in an hour where he'll be there and he'll know everything and I'll have to trust him to keep his flap shut and hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

JuurianChi 12 years, 11 months ago

ehh…

firestormx 12 years, 11 months ago

Drama? :(

You should give us all your facebook, and we'll go thumbs up whatever he replied to. XD

flashback 12 years, 11 months ago

Start raving about Lannisters. They'll lead some sort of righteous witch hunt for people name Lannister, and eventually start some sort of boycott of George R.R. Martin's work to "stop the gay."

It will be hilarious. And also divert their attention.

This makes less sense without the context of Taizen's last post above it.

Taizen Chisou 12 years, 11 months ago

I don't use a Facebook. That was a text message ._.

He's fine with me being gay, now, I guess. He just teases me about it about three times every second.

"Oh, look I dropped a quarter." *bends over

My girlfriend changing her relationship status on her page was enough for a flood of questions to appear, though.

And you haven't seen drama until my parents find out.

firestormx 12 years, 11 months ago

But…You said facebook postings….My plan was to…But….T_T

When it comes to teasing you, just roll with it. He's doing it the same way everyone teases each other here - to show affection. You might get annoyed and stuff, but if he's your friend, you can tell him to let up a bit, or you'll punch him in the face (again, a sign of affection).

Also, don't tell your parents until you're prepared to deal with the drama (probably including you moving out to college or something).

You'll be in high school for a year and a half…Is it worth living that time at home with misery and drama, just so you can kind of feel like yourself?

…Hmm, that didn't sound like a very good argument, but you know what I mean.

Take it slow, and wait until you're ready to deal with the drama.

umbra 12 years, 11 months ago

Ok, not EXTREMLY shocking, but explaines a seemingly random question by anushka. I fell like an idiot, well i am still straight, and i will still leve your ex-girlfriend alone, i will talk/txt her just to check on her to see how she is doing.

Taizen Chisou 12 years, 11 months ago

What

What did Anushka say to you