Why My Parents Would Be Proud

Posted by Taizen Chisou on April 21, 2012, 4:08 p.m.

Happy 4/21, everyone!

How'd y'all spend your yesterdays?

I'm eagerly awaiting all of the people at school who'll ask me how 420 was from my end.

Didja get fucked up OR WHAT, they'll say

How many drugs did you doooo?

Well, they're probably only asking me, because, well, at school, I'm the quiet, reserved, polite, never foul-mouthed person who looks down on people who drink alcohol and smoke drugs.

How great of a guy am I? :V

Well, the answers to the above would probably be: fucking yes, and a shitload.

And that was my first time dabbling in it, really?

I'm such a terrible person.

I out-did several of the college kids who live for this shit. That's kinda sad.

If anything else, I can probably add "sprite with grape rum" and "ice cream with vodka" to the list of alcohols that I've actually enjoyed.

Which probably contains three items.

I almost can't describe how the feeling was like, either.

Kinda scary, in retrospect.

One reason why, because I was getting less and less aware of the world. Everything slowed down… I think…

I started to float and the air felt kinda… solid? The air felt thick.

The floatiness was kind of annoying, because my descent onto the couch was really, really brief and hurt a little. Actually, it didn't hurt very much at all.

But whenever my friends there looked at me, they could tell that I was pretty badly fucked up at that point. But they still applauded the idea that this guy who's normally quiet and keeps to himself and studies and shit could still… "chill," as they'd say.

I spent the entire night wondering why all the lights were so bright (I watched them get brighter, and brighter…) and laughing because everything was just so numb.

Lying down on that couch, I could feel my heartbeat, like, a lot.

I think I was topping 180 BPM and the feeling of it beating made my arms and legs fall asleep.

So when I get back to school, I'll go and tell those buttfaces on the bus and in my classes that I can be a deadbeat fuckin' degenerate like they are. But of course I'm going to say it quietly, and phrased differently.

Comments

Alert Games 12 years, 9 months ago

Apparently years ago, it used to occur commonly on April 1st.

As for the drugs and alcohol, as long as you have good self control, you will be fine… after you learn from your mistakes.

firestormx 12 years, 9 months ago

I was about to start an argument about 420's origins, but then I decided…Naaah…The rule about having to argue about everything can be started by someone else. I'll just invoke Hitler, by pointing out that it was his birthday, just so I can get Godwin's Law out of the way.

However:

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As for the drugs and alcohol, as long as you have good self control, you will be fine… after you learn from your mistakes.
You don't know anything about Taizen's family history or genetic background, you can't say that for sure. For all you know, he's got addict genes, which means his self control won't help a whole lot, and he will require interpersonal relationships to help him control it.

Don't make such broad statements on the internet! *shakes my mouse at you*

Taizen Chisou 12 years, 9 months ago

@Rob

Of course there was lots of highness to be had

I don't suppose you missed a majority of the post

@Alert

WHAT MISTAKES

Polystyrene Man 12 years, 9 months ago

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at school, I'm the quiet, reserved, polite, never foul-mouthed person who looks down on people who drink alcohol and smoke drugs.
Don't worry, you'll change.