At the end I was like

"Anyway. I'm 13"

wait… what? Lemme look again…

"Anyway. I'm 16"

Nooo… that can't be right, can it? *steps away from screen a few feet*

"Anyway. I'm 18"

Ahhh okay. Lol. Happy late B-day btw if I missed it recently. Looks like you're having fun with the tablet, what kind is it?

Oh, no, it's today.

It would be one Adesso CyberTablet M14. It's pretty large, actually, the drawing surface on it is 12 by 7 1/4 inches.

You're not an adult until you've shed blood after turning 21.

Regardless. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday.

Now you can draw on a piece of plastic and your strokes will magically appears on your computer screen!

At least for me anyway, even though I haven't used that thing in months

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Wait no.

Happy birthday. I expect to see many a comic blog from you now that you can't use lack of a scanner as an excuse.

Also, I baked you a pie. It's pecan, you picky fuck.

Internet pricing places it between 170 and 250 dollars.

I knew that deep down, my handwriting didn't look like arse.

It's a shame that comic blogs still require you to draaaaw thiiiings

I dislike pecan, but I'll accept the pie, anyway. Maybe if I believed hard enough it'd taste like, like chocolate or some shit