I think I had an orgasmic experience with a girl…. or rather, her laptop.
She was running Vista (said it was XP… fail), it had a nice pink theme to it, it was Sony Vaio, had Pentium dual core processors, a nice built in camera (aesthetically nice, dunno about functionality), very sweet keyboard and mouse layout, and was actually running pretty smoothly.I totally plugged my USB flash drive into that thing.It was this experience that made me realize something. I like computers and spend more time with computers than I do with girls. Besides the obvious reasons, here are some more insightful reasons why I favor computers over girls.Listing a few of them off…1. You can plug your USB drive into a PC right after you buy it and install the drivers. *innuendo*2. You can unzip files on a PC within like…. ten seconds. A girl? Not so much. *innuendo*3. Hitting your PC can usually fix problems. Hitting girls gets you in trouble.4. You can dual boot a PC. So in case you don't like how your PC is running, you can install another OS. Girls can't change their personalities like that. Unless they're bipolar, in which case, you've got some problems.5. The bigger the number on a PC (RAM, hard disk space, etc.), the better. The bigger the number for a girl (weight, age, etc.), the worse.Yes, I need a life.
Computers are cheaper than girls, and who knows, after a while, we'll make androids that are really hot and we can have sex with. Then computers>girls by a long shot.
This is a really weird blog. But I'll still say girls are better than computers, but computers are undeniably great.
There are similarities between computers and girls.
-Computers and girls are both pretty much stuffed if they crash.-Both are susceptible to preforming illegal operations (depends on the girl)-Both can be replaced should the relationship come to an end.Furthermore, there's a fair amount of other differences yet to be mentioned.-Booting a computer mean you're starting a date with it. Booting a girl usually doesn't.-You can't wipe a girl's memory of a bad experience.-Girls only have two ports. These ports are not limited to one exact shape.-Computers require one button push to turn on. This is considerably more complicated with girls.And I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the sad old joke that girls don't accept 3.5" floppies.This blog and it's comments make me laugh.
psh women.
I wish I knew a girl that had a laptop. In fact I wish I knew a girl in general. T.T. However much you think you need a life I probably need one more,
Note that most of my blogs aren't meant to be taken too seriously. Although I honestly did consider whether or not the girl was more impressive than the laptop (the jury's leaning towards the girl).
Computers are better than girls. At least some of them :D
Women are just biocomputers running Linux.
Linux? Nah. More like Mac OS.