Everything Sucks, and I Can Prove it [‡‡]

Posted by Tasm on July 17, 2007, 2:41 a.m.

Hello, friends, welcome again to the twisted, contorted, malignant tumor known as my life.

<center><b>The Disturbing:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px">So, I was in the process of letting out the horses for a little exercise earlier today, and things are going just swell.

Then I go to turn out our one and only donkey. I unlatch his stall door, and start reaching for his halter when I notice I've got some spider webs caught on my arm. I move to brush them off, and then I see it - no more than a foot and a half away from my face, a freakin' huge-ass spider, body atleast two inches in length with legs far out measuring that. I flip shit.

I get my brother, and we capture the beast, and put it in a holding cell(a white bucket).

Several pictures are taken. They may be uploaded later.

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<center><b>Driver Education:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px">Sucks.

My teacher is an asshole, and screams at everything I do wrong.

"No, you're turning too hard!"

"No, you're braking too much!"

"No, you just hit a pedestrian!"

God, SHUT UP!

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<center><b>Life:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px">More confusing than ever…

more on that as it develops.

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<center><b>Random Image:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px" align="center"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/omg.jpg" width="60%" height="60%" border="2px">

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Comments

FireflyX 17 years, 4 months ago

This blog sucks XD

KaBob799 17 years, 4 months ago

Drivers Ed does suck

Tasm 17 years, 4 months ago

Thanks Flea. It looks a little better now.

Flea1991 17 years, 4 months ago

Anytime, mate.

Tasm 17 years, 4 months ago

You know, you're more useful than people give you credit for.

I think. :P

Flea1991 17 years, 4 months ago

I like your enclosed boxes, but may I suggest something?

If so, try putting the first word of your text that goes in the box right beside the ">" of the div (Or whatever you're using). It should take the text up one space.

Example:

<div style="background-color: #ABABAB; width: 200px; border: 2px solid #000000;">

<div style="margin: 4px;">Some text that is NOT started by the ">" in the div.</div></div>

<div style="background-color: #ABABAB; width: 200px; border: 2px solid #000000;"><div style="margin: 4px;">Some text that IS started by the ">" in the div.</div></div>

Oops, I edited my post and it became the most recent. XD

Josea 17 years, 4 months ago

You're on the way to emo.

s 17 years, 4 months ago

Driving is the way of Darwinism,except many times it takes another of randomness with the one of idiocy

Life getting too confusing to form into a blog,or life getting to confusing to want to blog about?

Tasm 17 years, 4 months ago

Yeah, my life is generally too complex to put into meaningful words.

Quietus 17 years, 4 months ago

Quote:
You're on the way to emo.
Yeah, first it's Slipknot, then it's My Chemical Romance. >_______>;