Hello, friends, welcome again to the twisted, contorted, malignant tumor known as my life.

<center><b>The Disturbing:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px">So, I was in the process of letting out the horses for a little exercise earlier today, and things are going just swell.

Then I go to turn out our one and only donkey. I unlatch his stall door, and start reaching for his halter when I notice I've got some spider webs caught on my arm. I move to brush them off, and then I see it - no more than a foot and a half away from my face, a freakin' huge-ass spider, body atleast two inches in length with legs far out measuring that. I flip shit.

I get my brother, and we capture the beast, and put it in a holding cell(a white bucket).

Several pictures are taken. They may be uploaded later.

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<center><b>Driver Education:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px">Sucks.

My teacher is an asshole, and screams at everything I do wrong.

"No, you're turning too hard!"

"No, you're braking too much!"

"No, you just hit a pedestrian!"

God, SHUT UP!

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<center><b>Life:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px">More confusing than ever…

more on that as it develops.

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<center><b>Random Image:</b></center>

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