I Know Why You Blame Yourself [‡‡]

Posted by Tasm on July 20, 2007, 6:01 a.m.

<center><b>Driving:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px"> I suck at it. That's pretty much it.

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<center><b>Life:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px"> I recently made a breakthrough in my life.

First off, I've come to realize that I need to stop looking for love. Odds are, I'm not gonna find it.

Secondly, I need to stop being pissed off all the time. People really aren't worth the pain and mental anguish that I put myself through. There's no point in wasting the time and tears on those fucking dogs.

FUCK PEOPLE.

This is the advice I live by from now on.

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<center><b>Damage Report:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px"> I've got bruises on my arms from my friend Sarah beating me up.

Ok, not really, but we did take turns punching eachother in the arms.

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<center><b>MySpace:</b></center>

<div style="background-color:#99CCFF; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px"> Is fucking evil. It steals the souls from teenagers and rapes the innocent. It poisons your mind and… hey, picture comments…

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<center><b>Random Image:</b></center>

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<i>I've got a candle, and I've got a spoon…</i>

Comments

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 4 months ago

QFT = Quoted for Truth.

Quietus 17 years, 4 months ago

Your solution: weed.

  • Weed relaxes you, so you're not pissed off.

  • Weed distracts you; so instead of thinking "FUCK PEOPLE", you'll be preoccupied with "damn I'm hungry".

  • Weed enhances musical perception, which would force you to listen to good music.

  • Weed would not only calm Sarah down, but also get her to take her clothes off.

    Generally I do not advocate drug use, but you could seriously use it. >_>
  • Tasm 17 years, 4 months ago

    @Residue: …*lightbulb goes on*

    Gimme some weed… NAO

    Quietus 17 years, 4 months ago

    :passes joint:

    =P