So here's a bit of a senior rant I just typed up a minute ago, sharing my views on all the hyped-up bullshit that is the first day of Senior year:
<hr><h2>"</h2><div style="background-color:#99BBFE; margin:13px; border:2px solid black; padding:3px">Yeah, so today was mine(as well as several other's) first day of being a senior in highschool. It's all exciting and awesome and everything. Yeah, probably.Then you've got the people who are like, "OMG, liek it's our last <b>furst</b> day LOLZ!!! This is teh best day evur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"I have one thing to say to these people:Shut the fuck up. Nothing makes this day any different from any other day of school. In fact, since we're seniors now, it feels like we're already in the middle of the year with all the damn homework we've gotten. Yeah, it's cool and all that it's our last year of highschool(for most of us anyway >_>), but thats about it.Also, this year sucks ever moreso with the fucked up cafeteria. Whose idea was it to put a sandwich wrap line in where MY pizza line used to be? Bullshit. Oh yeah, and I love the fact that when I actually got my pizza from the outside line, I was denied re-entrance to the cafeteria through the nearby doors(that I just walked through to get to the line), because apparently, with 1000 kids coming and going into and out of lunch, it would make too much sense to allow the students more than one way of getting into or out of the cafe.The next time someone tries to tell me I can't walk through a door I just came out of, I'm gonna knock them the fuck out. That means you, Ross*. Oh yeah, and Douglas**, I'm sure screaming at everyone trying to get out of the cafeteria was increasing progress 100%, you fucktard. And by the way, I will never call you "Doctor." Take that degree and shove it up your ass.Have a nice day.</div><h2>"</h2>*<i>Vice Principal</i>**<i>Principal</i> –Is it kinda hard to read my font? It seems a bit small to me. Let me know.
I wish I had something nasty to say about the Principal (Director) of my school, but he doesn't really do anything. And the second in command (Vice Principal (Associate Director)) mainly does janitorial work. That just goes to show how a highschool with less than 400 students works.
I definitely think a few teachers deserve the word "Fucktard" to replace "Mister," "Doctor," or "Miss(es)"Less than 400 students? That would be a heaven for me.
Theres well over 400 seniors at my school =/
being a senior doesnt really feel that different to me, I have easier classes than the last 3 years =)There's about 510 students at my school…
You know, we didn't have assigned areas to park in until this year. Well, the sophmore parking spot has maybe 10 or 15 people parking in it, and it's the main fucking one. Well, my sister was running late, as she had to take a bus to her morning college class (She's a senior). They were fucking SEARCHING for her first period to force her to move her car.Oh, have you ever had a Principal who is insanely pumped up for school that blowed a train whistle on the first day of school during announcements(if you don't have it, it's where someone reads off things at some designated time in the day. Typically sports and such.) ? Yeah. I doubt it. That's my Principal in a nutshell. Hyper. Annoying. Wants to make school great.All the teachers in my school know all the students.
how many are in your school? Mine's about 5000 students total… really sucks
also, our principals (more than one) are retarded… they took out or soda machines BECAUSE WE WERE FUCKING USING THEM "too much", apparently more revenue is bad for the school. They're giving us textbooks that are held together by TAPE and are 10-30 years old… and they'll charge us for misplacing the already hanging cover… however, we're not low on funds, no, we just spent 1 million dollars on a new football stadium and 500 thousand dollars on a new scoreboard for the football stadium… with a very mediocre team…Our UIL team is amazing, we've not made it to state only ONE year (1995) in the history of the school entering UIL. However, we're not publicized, no, giving credit to those who study the fuck out of themselves, give up weekends, do homework and test/speak for hours on end would be very bad thing, might give bad influences on the students.Our dress code? it's so tight you can get ISS (in school suspension) for having your shirt untucked… Our TAKS (state standardized test that's easy as hell) scores? Acceptable, last year it was Unacceptable because the let the special needs students took the regular test instead of the special needs test. Acceptable is the third lowest you can get, lowest being FailedOh, yes, did I mention that they took away our advisory (homeroom where we usually did homework and relaxed) because they needed to add extra 10 minutes to each class (it was 30 minutes)? Everybody was angry, especially the teachers because they relaxed with us during advisory.Parking permits? Yeah, don't have one and you get an unremovable red sticker on your car, second offense not only TOWS your car away but fines you… guess what? the geniuses towed a teacher's car away because she needed a parking permit… after she had been working there for 18 years… she quit soon after she got her car.Lunch? It's so crowded we've taken up the Jr.High portion of the cafeteria (Jr. High and High School are kinda joint). Guess why? Because they closed like 20 tables to make room for teachers… even though they like to eat in their classrooms with students… Hot meals? Nah, you need an ID with money to pay for them. They're crappy quality, too. The portions are "fit sized" to help us keep "fit", but they fail to realize that giving us a little food makes us hungrier and makes us eat at home rather than at school… yes, it's a "fit meal"Oh yeah, one of the facility's roofs fell down… it was summer so nobody got hurt but it was maintained so poorly it caved in >_>
5000 is quite alot, at my College (UK) there is 3000 spread over two years. The principal just walks around the College and talks to some of the Students, its quite relaxed as its a college. Mainly people around the age of 18 so they treat you like you should, however this year now to get into the college you have to swipe a ID card and go through a machine. Like customs at a airport, due to the amount of people getting into the College. What fun…
5000! My school has about 4950 less.
Also: Senior = SuckageMy school took out vending machines as well. I don't really care though. All those things did was make me waste my money on Pepsi, and I don't even like it. Plus I'm carrying a twelve-pack of Coke in my bag to classes.