Senior Rant

Posted by Tasm on Sept. 5, 2007, 9:02 p.m.

So here's a bit of a senior rant I just typed up a minute ago, sharing my views on all the hyped-up bullshit that is the first day of Senior year:

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Yeah, so today was mine(as well as several other's) first day of being a senior in highschool. It's all exciting and awesome and everything. Yeah, probably.

Then you've got the people who are like, "OMG, liek it's our last <b>furst</b> day LOLZ!!! This is teh best day evur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I have one thing to say to these people:

Shut the fuck up. Nothing makes this day any different from any other day of school. In fact, since we're seniors now, it feels like we're already in the middle of the year with all the damn homework we've gotten. Yeah, it's cool and all that it's our last year of highschool(for most of us anyway >_>), but thats about it.

Also, this year sucks ever moreso with the fucked up cafeteria. Whose idea was it to put a sandwich wrap line in where MY pizza line used to be? Bullshit. Oh yeah, and I love the fact that when I actually got my pizza from the outside line, I was denied re-entrance to the cafeteria through the nearby doors(that I just walked through to get to the line), because apparently, with 1000 kids coming and going into and out of lunch, it would make too much sense to allow the students more than one way of getting into or out of the cafe.

The next time someone tries to tell me I can't walk through a door I just came out of, I'm gonna knock them the fuck out. That means you, Ross*. Oh yeah, and Douglas**, I'm sure screaming at everyone trying to get out of the cafeteria was increasing progress 100%, you fucktard. And by the way, I will never call you "Doctor." Take that degree and shove it up your ass.

Have a nice day.

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*<i>Vice Principal</i>

**<i>Principal</i>

–Is it kinda hard to read my font? It seems a bit small to me. Let me know.

Comments

Rob 17 years, 2 months ago

Quote: FATASS
Plus I'm carrying a twelve-pack of Coke in my bag to classes.

XD

panzercretin 17 years, 2 months ago

Quote:
Coke in my bag to classes.
LOL accidental drug references