Today in health was, well… yeah. The usual. Annoying people acting like they're funny, some idiot talking to himself expecting everyone to care about his problems, you know. Anyway, about a hour into class we were taking some uber exciting notes about the dangers of tobacco, when the school PA systems kicks on with the usual *beep* sound. We look up expecting an announcement, but nothing, and we return to class. A few seconds later we hear some pretty suggestive sounds come over the intercom, including a child crying and what sounded like moaning… yeah, that kind of moaning.

We proceeded to laugh at the sounds, while the bitch - er, I mean - teacher started yelling at us telling us to listen to hear. It's kinda hard to concentrate on notes with that over the intercom. What was even more disturbing was that a few minutes into the, uh… 'announcement,' we hear a female's voice saying, "Please go clean your room." The noises continue for a few more minutes and then abruptly end.