yea, i know this is my second blog today, but today has been just SO DAMN BORING, that i felt like making a story to go along with 64quest, but it'll feature everyone, some people against their will, and some people will look stupid just because i said so. =D

anyways, i plan to do one every day, this won't be assured with my constant work for school now, but i will make an attempt to get to it, so here we are!

*fade in*

vanhelsing: owwwww, my head… i need to remember this is a bunk bed next time.

*hops out and gets dressed*

Mom: c'mon, hurry up! your breakfast is getting cold, and i made you your favorite, grits! (don't ask me why i like grits, they just taste SO DAMN GOOD!)

Van: K!

*later…*

Mageknight: what took you so long? i thought jakeX wanted you here earlier.

Vanhelsing: sorry, it was grits.. again.

JakeX: sorry about being late, let's say what we need to say now that all the members are here. as you know, the noob population overseas in the game maker community sector, otherwise known as the GMC, has recently been giving us some very nasty threats on taking over our area. now this would normally be laughable, but suprisingly enough, the mods from the GMC are actually <i>supporting</i> this, so we may have a problem on our hands.

Chikin: I LIKE PIE!

Firebird: so what are we going to do about this? this sounds like it's a big threat, so do you have any ideas?

Ludamad: as a matter of fact, we do. we have planned that we will have a completly random selection here some users will be selected to fight off this threat, including one mod to improve morale. now then, if you look to the right.. *crowd looks to THEIR right* no no, i mean MY right. *crowd turns around* you will notice some booths there where you will enter your name and statistics, there are alot, but we will narrow the stats down to 6 categories. strength, defense, magic, willpower, intelligence, and… er, taste factor.

some random guy: taste factor? why the hell that?!

*van creates fireball and toasts random guy*

Luda: thank you for that, anyways, please line up and begin the testing, we will be done in a moment.

*some time later, the votes are tallied*

Firestormx: the votes have been tallied, and we will now list of the selection! for strength, we have Chiken!

Chikin: WOOHOO!

firestorm: then we have stained glass, Vanhelsing, mageknight, Aura_of_end, and finally, we have Rez, for taste factor!

Rez: you guys rigged it, didn't you…

melee: doesn't matter at this point. anyways, you will embark tommorrow and continue on towards the GMC, and eliminate the threat. Good luck, and remember this, noobs are stronger in numbers when it comes to strength, as for screwing in lightbulbs… well, their brains would probably explode. anyways, gather your materials and meet us at the city gates!

*auditorium empties out*

van: well, at least we have a good excuse to be out of school now!

END OF EPISODE 1

for those who survived the long and perilous journey down this wall of text, your eyes are probably frying now, but gimme ideas for the next episode and such, create enemies, think of something!

~vanhelsing~