Goose Attack

Posted by WaleedAmer on March 31, 2007, 4:48 p.m.

Yesterday, I got attacked by a goose…

Story:

Everyday, Baz, my friend, and I go to the woods for a couple of hours and "live there". We made a fire pit in an open space inside the woods where you can see the sky if you look up. The pit is a pile of wood surrounded by a cirlce of big rocks. Basically, throw a match, and, there you have it! Fire! Anyway, we once cooked a goose egg on the head of a shovel(on top of the fire) and one of my friends ate it.(Gross, I know) So, yesterday, we were looking for goose eggs on a narrow strip of land surrounded by a lake. While everyone gave up, I continued to look, which was a <b>terrible</b> idea! The mother goose was guarding its eggs! I did not give up, although I should have. =P It flew after me, making loud noises! I wacked it on its beack with a stick, then its belly. I ran as fast as I could, and slipped! I was about to fall into the water, so I jumped, and "BOOM!" I smashed into a tree!

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Comments

DesertFox 17 years, 8 months ago

Awesome goose story.

WaleedAmer 17 years, 8 months ago

Heh.

RetroVortex 17 years, 8 months ago

Ummm.. Bad luck?

You're life sounds interesting, although you might not be happy now, but when you look back at this it will be another story to tell the grandchildren

…. ummm.. okay? scratch that comment…

(that was weird for me..X( )

WaleedAmer 17 years, 8 months ago

My arm is nearly broken from that "crash". =(

WaleedAmer 17 years, 8 months ago

That is definitely true! I learned that the hard way…

JoshDreamland 17 years, 8 months ago

O_o

Sounds like the strangest wild goose chase I've ever heard of.

basilamer 17 years, 8 months ago

You forgot this part, but I'll add it. It is:

We also lit a shirt on fire, put it on a stickm and scared the geese away. At the end, it started traveling down the stick, so we threw it in the water. =D

blueBX 17 years, 8 months ago

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WaleedAmer 17 years, 8 months ago

Heh, it's no where near done. =P

sk8m8trix 17 years, 8 months ago

This goose once held me and my friends bike captives about 3 years ago, we started throwing rocks at them (there were 3). We decided to confuse them, so we ran a circle around them and grabbed out bikes and went in different directions. I was safe but the geese chased my friend and tacked him off of his bike… OWNED!!! needless to say I'm not friends with him because he is a gay poser kid now.