Yesterday, I got attacked by a goose…
Story:Everyday, Baz, my friend, and I go to the woods for a couple of hours and "live there". We made a fire pit in an open space inside the woods where you can see the sky if you look up. The pit is a pile of wood surrounded by a cirlce of big rocks. Basically, throw a match, and, there you have it! Fire! Anyway, we once cooked a goose egg on the head of a shovel(on top of the fire) and one of my friends ate it.(Gross, I know) So, yesterday, we were looking for goose eggs on a narrow strip of land surrounded by a lake. While everyone gave up, I continued to look, which was a <b>terrible</b> idea! The mother goose was guarding its eggs! I did not give up, although I should have. =P It flew after me, making loud noises! I wacked it on its beack with a stick, then its belly. I ran as fast as I could, and slipped! I was about to fall into the water, so I jumped, and "BOOM!" I smashed into a tree!DazeLiTE:Well, my site is up! <a href="http://www.twisterghost.com/gp/dazelite">DazeLiTE</a> Try my new game. It's called Weak for no reason whatsoever!EDIT: Comment on the damn game!
*points and laughs*
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When you get pwned by a goose, you know you're a wimp. I was attacked by a goose when I was ten. Kicked the motherf*cker right into the water.
Lol, I had something similar happen to me when I was younger, like 6 or 7, that thing was crazy. XD
Our geese attack our pigs. They grab onto the pigs ear and run along side the pig without letting go. It's hilarious. One of these days, the 300 pound hog will just roll over on top of the 15 pound goose.
Hehe, pig on a goose. Nice.