No seriously, there is FUCKING LIQUID PORN HERE IN THAILAND.

Engrish is awesome =P.

Yeah, so I made it here to Thailand. So far I've gone to an awesome technology mall, where you could buy pirated games for $2 and legit games for $8. Other technology was cheaper too, but high-end graphics cards, CPUs and pre-builds are still expensive. Food is cheap, five bucks for a 4 person meal. I've also ridden an ELEPHANT on a fucking highway. We went to a cool Buddhist temple crawling with monkeys.

We also bought dirt-cheap but fairly good Airsoft guns. One shotgun is really good, but the two M4's we bought suck epic dicks, as do most airsoft m4's. My friend is obsessed with reloading the two Sig P228 pistols we bought as well, just dropping an inserting a new clip, repeatedly. All night. Click click. Click click. Click click. Ok I'll stop.

Yesterday we went to the Army base and went to the shooting range, but it was kinda cheap. Each bullet (.38 spc) cost 40 bat, or $1.30, so I only got to shoot 10 rounds. Was less than expected, but w/e.

Anyway, said 'friend' now has a 64D account- t3h31337n00b, now Iron Ryu- so add him as a friend to make himself feel better. Please do, as he is holding my lung hostage until he gets 15 friends. So it's friend, or sign up for my SWAT rescue team. Your choice. Crazy asian or a couple clicks.