A Fairy tale

Posted by abacus on Sept. 24, 2006, 6:45 p.m.

Quote: madlib thing

Once upon a time there has a young walking in the FUNNY forest when he met STUPID BILLAY, a run-away N00B from the NOOB Queen WHITNEY.

JORGE could see that STUPID BILLAY was hungry so he reached into his PURPLE PADDED ROOM and give him his HILARIOUS SPAGHETTI. STUPID BILLAY was thankful for JORGE's SPAGHETTI, so he told JORGE a very IDIOTIC story about Queen WHITNEY's daughter KIRA. How her mother, the NOOB Queen WHITNEY, kept her locked away in a APPARTMENT BUILDING protected by a gigantic PENGUIN, because KIRA was so SELF-ADVOCATE.

JORGE ATE. He vowed to STUPID BILLAY the N00B that he would save the SELF-ADVOCATE KIRA. He would JUMP the PENGUIN, and take KIRA far away from her evil mother, the NOOB Queen WHITNEY, and SHOOT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a HYPER LIGHTING and STUPID BILLAY the N00B began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PENGUIN from his story. NOOB Queen WHITNEY RAN out from behind a PLAYER and struck JORGE dead. In the far off APPARTMENT BUILDING you could hear a KABLAM.

About my life, my peahen escaped! So we are trying to find her.

Comments

sk8m8trix 18 years, 2 months ago

?????? pwned by teh n00b?

Polystyrene Man 18 years, 2 months ago

Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay?

NeutralReiddHotel 18 years, 2 months ago

<h1><blink>WTF</blink></h1>

SleepinJohnnyFish 18 years, 2 months ago

Is this like a noob-made madlib?

Kaz 18 years, 2 months ago

Just about to say that.

abacus 18 years, 2 months ago

ya.

noshenim 18 years, 2 months ago

Two days before graduation, I was sitting with my peanuts when Danny came over, saying he wanted us all to rape something for the ceremony. He suggested we dye our hair the school colors, green and blue. My friend Peter refused, saying his long stick was going to attend and he wanted to make a huge impression. Danny looked quickly disappointed, so I said I'd dye my hair, though I had a clean feeling I'd regret it. On graduation day, Danny and I did with our dyed hair, but the balls saw us and said we'd better wash it out or shave it off or we wouldn't graduate with our class. I chose to wash it out, until Danny informed me that it was semi-permanent dye that wouldn't wash out for two days. So I shaved my hair off to graduate and never dyed my hair again.

noshenim 18 years, 2 months ago

Oh my goodness! There are a million eggs in the world today, why did I have to give birth to the only one who refuses to eat his room? Yours is the most white room I've ever seen in my life. I don't think even the world's most yellow maid would touch the food that you live in. You'd better run up there pretty smoothly and start working on that good pig style. If you'd tasted it sooner, maybe you would've been able to go out with your friends and play with your new egg by now. I don't care if it takes one hours to clean it, you're going to clean it right now!

Bryan 18 years, 2 months ago

Yay.

Amarin 18 years, 2 months ago

@_Player_: You're good at that.