Once upon a time there has a young walking in the FUNNY forest when he met STUPID BILLAY, a run-away N00B from the NOOB Queen WHITNEY.

JORGE could see that STUPID BILLAY was hungry so he reached into his PURPLE PADDED ROOM and give him his HILARIOUS SPAGHETTI. STUPID BILLAY was thankful for JORGE's SPAGHETTI, so he told JORGE a very IDIOTIC story about Queen WHITNEY's daughter KIRA. How her mother, the NOOB Queen WHITNEY, kept her locked away in a APPARTMENT BUILDING protected by a gigantic PENGUIN, because KIRA was so SELF-ADVOCATE.

JORGE ATE. He vowed to STUPID BILLAY the N00B that he would save the SELF-ADVOCATE KIRA. He would JUMP the PENGUIN, and take KIRA far away from her evil mother, the NOOB Queen WHITNEY, and SHOOT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a HYPER LIGHTING and STUPID BILLAY the N00B began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PENGUIN from his story. NOOB Queen WHITNEY RAN out from behind a PLAYER and struck JORGE dead. In the far off APPARTMENT BUILDING you could hear a KABLAM.