My life as a Fudgeum

Posted by abacus on Oct. 31, 2006, 7:29 p.m.

Yup, this Hallowe'en I was a Fudgeum. You know, Dominoes' promotional icons. My sister had her boyfriend over, an they invented this awesome new cookie, it is really thin, it is dark and milk chocolate chunks in a thin dough and the secret ingredient (pumpkin seeds) it actually tastes fairly good, but the pumpkin seeds are chewy, not crunchy.

I had the most memorable costume on the street. I was a cardboard box with brown, fuzzy fabric on it. o_0. My friend was a grim reaper but his scythe broke so all he had was a staff, which it used to beat me with. I kicked his nuts.

At first, I was with a group of 9 kids, but then it broke into two groups, one of 5 and the other of 4. But 3 of the kids in our group of 5 had to go at 7, so they went really fast, and my friend(the Grim) is asthmatic and I'm slow because all the old people had to ask what I was. So Grim and I went around on our own, because we were slow. we got plenty of candy though.

I have pie. My sister and her boyfriend and her friend and her friend's boyfriend and my mom are all watching that Gremlin show with the Gremlin that looks just like a Furby. o_0. This girl from my school had a plastic rapier ( she was supposed to be a pirate, little did she know that pirates used cutlasses) and every time we passed she attacked me. I put on my cardboard armor and beat her with my candy bag (it is actually pretty heavy)meh. I called them Hassa smokers because the original meaning of the term "assassin" ment "one who smokes the Hassa Weed"

Comments

sk8m8trix 18 years, 1 month ago

… ok tie them up and drag them in the bushes… TAKE THE CARDBOARD BOX OFF the rape them

Cesar 18 years, 1 month ago

sk8m8trix just wants you to rape him, as he was there

sk8m8trix 18 years, 1 month ago

megh screw you guys, im gonna put a cardboard box on and run to grab some cansy, i want some skittles

Siert 18 years, 1 month ago

sk8m8trix lives in a cardboard box and has sex with the hobo that lives with him. :o

hobomonkeyc 18 years, 1 month ago

Quote:
sk8m8trix lives in a cardboard box and has sex with the hobo that lives with him. :o

Never downgrade my people like that again…

EVER

sk8m8trix 18 years, 1 month ago

YES!!! HOBOS KICK ASS I WANT TO BE ONE!!!

hobomonkeyc 18 years, 1 month ago

Quote:
YES!!! HOBOS KICK ASS I WANT TO BE ONE!!!

Good, for you thats actually a BRIGHT future…

I dont know, maybe im being too nice?

rockyran 18 years, 1 month ago

sk8, you just want to rape someone today don't you?

Cesar 18 years, 1 month ago

sk8m8trix, being a Hobo is a noble art that has had a noble tradition for MANY generations… To become a hobo, you must learn the sacred art of the beg…

And Hobomonkeyc, I have a new IKEA cart that has four wheel turning system, so I can push the cart forwards, backwards, and even SIDEWAYS! It's so easy to parrallel park…

sk8m8trix 18 years, 1 month ago

haha MrPacman, i have a walmart cart whith 4 wheel turing and a handbrake