My life as a Fudgeum

Posted by abacus on Oct. 31, 2006, 7:29 p.m.

Yup, this Hallowe'en I was a Fudgeum. You know, Dominoes' promotional icons. My sister had her boyfriend over, an they invented this awesome new cookie, it is really thin, it is dark and milk chocolate chunks in a thin dough and the secret ingredient (pumpkin seeds) it actually tastes fairly good, but the pumpkin seeds are chewy, not crunchy.

I had the most memorable costume on the street. I was a cardboard box with brown, fuzzy fabric on it. o_0. My friend was a grim reaper but his scythe broke so all he had was a staff, which it used to beat me with. I kicked his nuts.

At first, I was with a group of 9 kids, but then it broke into two groups, one of 5 and the other of 4. But 3 of the kids in our group of 5 had to go at 7, so they went really fast, and my friend(the Grim) is asthmatic and I'm slow because all the old people had to ask what I was. So Grim and I went around on our own, because we were slow. we got plenty of candy though.

I have pie. My sister and her boyfriend and her friend and her friend's boyfriend and my mom are all watching that Gremlin show with the Gremlin that looks just like a Furby. o_0. This girl from my school had a plastic rapier ( she was supposed to be a pirate, little did she know that pirates used cutlasses) and every time we passed she attacked me. I put on my cardboard armor and beat her with my candy bag (it is actually pretty heavy)meh. I called them Hassa smokers because the original meaning of the term "assassin" ment "one who smokes the Hassa Weed"

Comments

Cesar 18 years, 1 month ago

Walmart carts don't have 4 wheel turning or handbrakes… Ikea is the one with 4 wheel turning… learn your cart dealership stores

hobomonkeyc 18 years, 1 month ago

Yes, ikea has quality carts…

Too bad there isnt one close to my house.

Anyways I built my laptop into my cart so I can browse 64d and cruise along at the same time :0

abacus 18 years, 1 month ago

Ha I am going to be a hobo for Hallowe'en next year…

Plus, Sk8, Why would I want to rape girls who are trying to kill me anyway?

Why would I want to rape them in the first place.

They are ugli.

DevonX 18 years, 1 month ago

hah, dude fudgeums are awesome, you should have an award for being one.

abacus 18 years, 1 month ago

damn straight!