Shaq told me to make an account and did~
So hey!Most of you guys know me as Shaq's wife/baby mama but a lot of you don't know me at all so here are some things:*I'm Abbey.*I write occasionally, and you might eventually end up seeing some of my things here!*I'm friendly but generally uncomfortable in social situations. (Like this one!)*I have a love/hate relationship with my evil demon cat, Britches.*I tend to display a gratuitous amount of enthusiasm and emotion in general.*I hate the winter, but only when it's winter. In the summer, I always miss the snow.*Books used to essentially be the foundation of everything in my life but lately I find that reading is kind of boring, and I'm trying to find a new hobby– suggestions are always welcome, here!*Anything I post will seem pretty vapid and generic for a while, but once I get comfortable here, things will probably get a bit more interesting.Also, it's so weird to actually be here. Shaq's told me about you guys and the site, and I've watched him click around for God knows how many hours, but actually being here? Weird as hell.It's like being told fairy tales for years about a faraway place and then all of a sudden you wake up and you're there.Anyway, there IS more to me than my cat and various emotional behaviors, but I've never been great at introductions. So if there's anything you want to know, ask away! See you tomorrow, I guess!
Some of life's great mysteries can never be explained. :)
Looking at all these likes, at this rate, abbey will pass colseed in terms who gives out the most likes.
colseed will no longer be all-time like champs. He shall be defeatsYou guys are assholes.
Not only do you think that a 5 year old child could run this place better than me, but you've already predicted that - based on a baby's single month on this earth - it will only take him 5 years to surpass me.Also, welcome! I played with Britches for a couple hours last year - teaching him to scratch, bite, and obtain lasers. I expected him to fight terrorists, not his family.…Unless you people are terrorists. o_oI'mma come visit you again, snakeman, and turn your pets against you.
Welcome! =]
you got yourself in the eye of the firestorm, snakeman.
Or is firestorm in the eye of the snakestorm!?
Firestorm is in the eye of the Snakeman.
Needless to say, somebody needs to get me some eyedrops because OH GOD IT BURNS