Shaq told me to make an account and did~
So hey!Most of you guys know me as Shaq's wife/baby mama but a lot of you don't know me at all so here are some things:*I'm Abbey.*I write occasionally, and you might eventually end up seeing some of my things here!*I'm friendly but generally uncomfortable in social situations. (Like this one!)*I have a love/hate relationship with my evil demon cat, Britches.*I tend to display a gratuitous amount of enthusiasm and emotion in general.*I hate the winter, but only when it's winter. In the summer, I always miss the snow.*Books used to essentially be the foundation of everything in my life but lately I find that reading is kind of boring, and I'm trying to find a new hobby– suggestions are always welcome, here!*Anything I post will seem pretty vapid and generic for a while, but once I get comfortable here, things will probably get a bit more interesting.Also, it's so weird to actually be here. Shaq's told me about you guys and the site, and I've watched him click around for God knows how many hours, but actually being here? Weird as hell.It's like being told fairy tales for years about a faraway place and then all of a sudden you wake up and you're there.Anyway, there IS more to me than my cat and various emotional behaviors, but I've never been great at introductions. So if there's anything you want to know, ask away! See you tomorrow, I guess!
Alas, I would warn you not to feed ChIkEn, but sadly ChIkEn ate one too many donuts and as a result is no longer with us. But okay, just in case he returns
–I mean welcome! Yeah I can't add much that hasn't been said, but I'm definitely looking forward to having another active member around. Enjoy your stay!unexpectedly, do not under any circumstance feed him, or you risk null-and-voidifying your red box that you left in the sanity by the door.UNHOLY COALITION TO PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENINGQUICKLY, OR ELSE THIS WILL GET OUT OF HANDIT'LL JUST BE LIKE BOBOX BILLIAM ALL OVER AGAIN EXCEPT WE MIGHT NOT SURVIVE GO GO GO GET EVERYONE BEFORE THEY SUCCUMBoh and hai abbeyWOW I MISSED SO MUCH.
Okay I read every comment (seriously though, I did) and, from what I can remember, have formulated a few responses:I read everything! I do write, mostly poetry now, but I can't focus on it :|I'm glad a bunch of you can appreciate my banner as much as I do!FSX I now recall that you are 100% responsible for the demonic nature of my cat— thanks a lot, buddy >:[SRSLY SNAKEMAN WATCH OUT. This guy will train your pets in the way of the vaguely aggressive!Colseed, one upping things/liking things is the way I acknowledge the fact that a comment made me smile. Pretty much everything does that– give it a few days, I very well may catch up ;DAND THANKS GUISEI love it here already :D*glances at colseed across the room and silently nods acknowledgement in the most cool way ever*