WTF is a Chigger Fruit?

Posted by chiggerfruit on Jan. 29, 2006, 8:45 p.m.

A Chigger Fruit is explained in this highly incomprehensible and intellectual equation:

<Center>Chigger=Chink-A-Dink + Da African Peoplez</center>

I'm actually neither races, but i'm an asian person that has sexy tan all year round xD. Also, the fruit part means nothing. NO I AM NOT GAY. XD

It was a nickname bestowed to me by two people named Dan two years ago and it has stuck ever since. More people call me Chigger, Chegro, Chigga, Chigz, and whatever other variants there may be than my actual name (Alex).

Related Words:

Chigger Nip - This is basically Agar cubes with salt in them. This name was placed on them because i ate one after a biology lab experiment. xD

Chigger Scrolls - Apparently during tests, i pull out scrolls from my ass which contains answers and nobody else can see them. How else do you explain a 4.01212343214 GPA without studying?

Chigger Mobile - A 1980's Toyota Wagon which my family used to own. It was a car with one-wheel drive and was always on overdrive. It was basically a frame with wheels. I loved it though, ya know why? You can fold the back 3 chairs into a huge bed, and there's lots of space in the back… xD I cried when we got rid of it. X'( We had to, the part that needed replacement was worth more than the car itself.

Chigger Phone - This bulky Cingular phone my parents bought for themselves and my friends make a mockery of. xD

Chigger (aka Jigger) - An actual parasite that clings inside of your skin, usually near your thighs or private parts (Yipee!). If you have one chigger, you probably have a colony.

Side Notes:

No, i'm not gangster in any way shape or form. Yes, i know it could be a chinese play on Wigger, but it's not. So be quiet. =)

Comments

Kaz 18 years, 11 months ago

Im glad I know more about this elusive creature. Maybe some day we will be able to learn from each other.

=P

ludamad 18 years, 11 months ago

Let's hunt it! *stalks the chigger fruit*

Kaz 18 years, 11 months ago

BTW can I have a chigger scroll? Getting an 69 on a test because you pulled the wrong info out of your ass doesnt really help…

Well I do have an 85 in the class so its not that bad.

ludamad 18 years, 11 months ago

Mmmm chigger nips.

Kenon 18 years, 10 months ago

Oh! I want to kill a chigger fruit!

Arcalyth 18 years, 4 months ago

My name is Alex and I'm black.

Freaky.

-Arc