War in Iraq is OVER

Posted by hobomonkeyc on Sept. 2, 2006, 3:25 p.m.

Well, it could be very soon

America is unleashing a new wave of elite warriors from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma , Tennessee and Texas.

<img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y77/AndAy224/image001.jpg">

They are told:

1. Its open season

2. There is no limit

3. They taste just like chicken (or ChIkEn)

4. They dont like beer, pickups, country music, or jesus

5. They are all gay

6. They are to blame for the death of Dale Earnhardt

Redneck Anti-Terrorist Training Camp:

<img src="http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/9237/redneckantiterroristtraining2l.jpg">

Redneck Truck:

<img src="http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/7697/redneckattacktruck1cy.jpg">

Redneck Gunner:

<img src="http://www.lilligren.com/images/redneck_gun_buggy.jpg">

Redneck Urban Assault Vehicle:

<img src="http://www.lilligren.com/images/redneck_urban_assault_vehicle.jpg">

Sorry to any fellow 64d'rs that are rednecks, but they probally dont know how to use computers :)

REWARD:

Who is im my banner?

The reward is a cookie!

EDIT:

Found a great video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mxS_lLGQ2KE

Comments

aeron 18 years, 2 months ago

hells yeah! Texas represent!

Oh yeah dove season opened yesterday!

I'm goin' hunting!

but no I'm not a redneck

rednecks cant make games

melee-master 18 years, 2 months ago

Haha, those weapons are nothing compared to what the military has.

Cesar 18 years, 2 months ago

TEXAS! i'm a redneck… and my ferrari tank is an enzo ferrari tank.

marbs 18 years, 2 months ago

Awesome urban assult vehicle. Now I know what I want for Christmas!

shadowstrike32 18 years, 2 months ago

chiken no it wouldnt. you have to set the expiration date to a number.

poultry 18 years, 2 months ago

Oh, I thought you ment the value, not the time >_<

Firebird 18 years, 2 months ago

Hahahaha, best. Images. Ever.

Kenon 18 years, 2 months ago

Who took a pic of my tank?

hobomonkeyc 18 years, 2 months ago

LOL Kenon sorry i have been spying on your for so long

sike i found these on the internet

Shork 18 years, 2 months ago

hey, I am from Missouri. I even say it Mizzura. that is how it's supposed to be. The word originated from a translation of the missouri indian tribes name into French, the French called it Missour-a. I work on a farm that my family has owned since 1836. The farm even had slaves until the civil war, when we ran to Oregon to avoid the union troops. After the war we came back to Missouri. We may be Southern backwoods rednecks, but I got a 32 on the ACT and my dad has a PhD in analytical chemistry, and we voted for Kerry in the last election, and Gore before that. And Hell ya we'd go after those Al-Queada's with our truck-tank! YEE-HAW!