Well, it could be very soon

America is unleashing a new wave of elite warriors from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma , Tennessee and Texas.

<img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y77/AndAy224/image001.jpg">

They are told:

1. Its open season

2. There is no limit

3. They taste just like chicken (or ChIkEn)

4. They dont like beer, pickups, country music, or jesus

5. They are all gay

6. They are to blame for the death of Dale Earnhardt

Redneck Anti-Terrorist Training Camp:

<img src="http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/9237/redneckantiterroristtraining2l.jpg">

Redneck Truck:

<img src="http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/7697/redneckattacktruck1cy.jpg">

Redneck Gunner:

<img src="http://www.lilligren.com/images/redneck_gun_buggy.jpg">

Redneck Urban Assault Vehicle:

<img src="http://www.lilligren.com/images/redneck_urban_assault_vehicle.jpg">

Sorry to any fellow 64d'rs that are rednecks, but they probally dont know how to use computers :)

REWARD:

Who is im my banner?

The reward is a cookie!

EDIT:

Found a great video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mxS_lLGQ2KE