[jhb]a kid shot my car with a bb!!!

Posted by johnhardboiled on May 4, 2008, 3:24 p.m.

a kid shot me and my family!!! ok, so we were driving down the road to my house, when all of a sudden a bb hits the car and we're all like "wtf?!!" and my mom sees the kid, backs up, goes into the driveway, goes up to the kid and says loudly: "what do you think you're doing?! you just hit my car! where's your mom?! " then the kid says scaredly:

"um… uh… she's not here…"

"then who's with you?"

"um… m-my paw-paw…"

"i'm going to tell your 'paw-paw' what you've been doing out here!!"

"nooooooo!! don't he'll kill me!!"

then my mom walks to the trailer, knocks on the door, and a big ol' grizzly man walks out and says:

"what?"

"your kid is shooting at cars with a gun!" says my mom.

"WHAAAAT?!!!!!!!! c'mere you little *bleep*!!"

we heard the screams of the kid as he was dragged inside.

the entire way home, my mom was ranting about how the insurance 'might' cover it and the stupidity of the kid.

my game is coming along nicely;

Ferret Co, thanks for the notice; i found and fixed the error.

for those of you who don't want to download 8.17 megs just to see the graphics, here is a pic of my flower:

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3057/copyof2bu4.png

ok, as you can see i now have a banner! the fat just walks away is a line from doctor who season 4 episode 1. yes, thats me. yes, i know i have a cleft-chin like viggo mortensen.

and the game uploading doesn't work… please fix this.

ok, thats all for now.

Comments

Cpsgames 16 years, 7 months ago

Oh Noes!

PY 16 years, 7 months ago

<3 adipose <3

OBELISK 16 years, 7 months ago

DON'T SHOOTCHER EYE OUT

OL 16 years, 7 months ago

Welcome to 64Digits Jesus.

frenchcon1 16 years, 7 months ago

<3 adipose M3

by the way, you should put flowers in that child's hair until he smells of roses and dandelions.

Just a suggestion :D

SquareWheel 16 years, 7 months ago

"by the way, you should put flowers in that child's hair until he smells of roses and dandelions."

0_0

Mentalpatient109 16 years, 7 months ago

Or you could just shoot his dad's trailer.

PY 16 years, 7 months ago

'by the way, you should put flowers in that child's hair until he smells of roses and dandelions.'

QFT

Unaligned 16 years, 7 months ago

Or until his pelvis cracks in two

flashback 16 years, 7 months ago

FN, you're frightening.